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Sup mangs. Accidentally printed a defect report 65k pages long. oops. Cancelled it by the time it printed about 300 pages though. Small win?

Sixty five thousand pages?! Are you for seriousness?

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Sup mangs. Accidentally printed a defect report 65k pages long. oops. Cancelled it by the time it printed about 300 pages though. Small win?

Small win, yes. Also a big loss. It's the glass half empty/half full thing,

Sexcellent, I was running out of stuff to keep me busy this week :)

Sup mangs. Accidentally printed a defect report 65k pages long. oops. Cancelled it by the time it printed about 300 pages though. Small win?

Small win yes.

Sixty five thousand pages?! Are you for seriousness?

Thats a lot of defects! Remind me never to go in a building colin has built.

I'm arguing with someone about the Geneva Convention. These are the things that I fill my day with. Exciting, no?

Which one?

Sexcellent, I was running out of stuff to keep me busy this week :)

Damn it, needs to be more black and white spec so it looks like work :)

Someone on my Zombie page

Which convention I meant :)

copy pasta you lazy cunt. If it's in Word, it's work related :)

Visual Studio more like it... yeah, but you hit the nail on the head: lazy. I can't even get the whole book as one page, to copy pasta, have to do it a chapter at a time.

Which convention I meant :)

Oh, sorry. All of them really.

Visual Studio more like it... yeah, but you hit the nail on the head: lazy. I can't even get the whole book as one page, to copy pasta, have to do it a chapter at a time.

Bloody winging bastard. You've been hanging around the pommies too much :)

Sixty five thousand pages?! Are you for seriousness?

Yeah. The report I printed was a breakdown of all the defects we have in the IDMS system. So it goes Level > Unit No > Room > Item > Sub Item > Defect. For 1 unit there are 115 pages of possible defects. I printed the report for the entire job. 91 levels, 7 units per level, 115 pages per unit...yeah oops.

Sexcellent, I was running out of stuff to keep me busy this week :)

Small win yes.

Thats a lot of defects! Remind me never to go in a building colin has built.

We don't have that many defects. Thats just what we have in the defecting programme.

It's not that so much. It's more that he's saying flame throwers are illegal according the Geneva Convention.

In what post apocalyptic world are we obeying geneva conventions? I vote that douchebag gets killed first.

In what post apocalyptic world are we obeying geneva conventions? I vote that douchebag gets killed first.

None. He wasn't saying we would be. He was saying it was in place now, and we could look forward to it not mattering.

I second your vote though. He needs to die in a flamethrower fire so we can enjoy our toasted marshmallows with a side of irony.

I'm watching 24.

Lame excuse

And I don't have Word.

Notepad will do

None. He wasn't saying we would be. He was saying it was in place now, and we could look forward to it not mattering.

I second your vote though. He needs to die in a flamethrower fire so we can enjoy our toasted marshmallows with a side of irony.

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That's what she said

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