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Your kettle system is too complicated. You need to simplify the system in order to maintain efficiency. Here is a system template that I have used in the past with great success

1) Find a woman

2) Tell woman to put the kettle on (Cheeky grin/Ass pinch optional)

3) ???

4) Profit

5) Harassment lawsuit

Feel free to adapt this format as you see fit.

And now for something completely different.

ETS is another tax. It is equal to putting up the GST to 12.5% which would be unacceptable and produce an outcry. Read the following analogy and you will realize the insignificance of carbon dioxide as a weather controller.

Here’s a practical way to understand the PM’s Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme.

Imagine 1 kilometre of atmosphere and we want to get rid of the carbon pollution in it created by human activity.

Let’s go for a walk along it …

The first 770 metres are Nitrogen.

The next 210 metres are Oxygen.

That’s 980 metres of the 1 kilometre … 20 metres to go.

The next 10 metres are water vapor … 10 metres left.

9 metres are Argon … just 1 more metre.

A few gases make up the first bit of that last metre.

The last 38 centimetres of the kilometre – that’s carbon dioxide. A bit over 1 foot.

97% of that is produced by Mother Nature. It’s natural.

Out of our journey of 1 kilometre, there are just 12 millimetres left. Just over a centimetre. About half an inch.

That’s the amount of carbon dioxide that global human activity puts into the atmosphere.

And of those 12 millimetres, Australia puts in 0.18 of a millimetre. Less than the thickness of a hair. Out of a kilometre.

As a hair is to a kilometre – so is Australia’s contribution to what the PM calls Carbon Pollution.

God i hate that kind of shit.

"ohh, its such a tiny amount of carbon dioxide it can' tbe doing anything bad. Also OMG someone got a little bit of radiation on them, nuclear power is bad!". cant have your cake and eat it to.

Fact is, you might be only putting 3% more carbon in, but if that's enough to cause a certain amount of climate change that is bad, then that's what's happening. Now personally i think a better way to spend money would to future proof ourselves, but that's another argument.

didnt that volcano Ijjjjijklkdninihanhijaokoi spew out like 10 years worth of our carbon emissions in one hit. Surely that would have had a more significant affect on the planet than us atm? Until they back up their theory with some solid unmolested data proving that we are causing damage then I'm going to stand by my humans are insignificant in the grand scheme of things and we're more likely to die via zombie uprising than global warming.

German club a success. I couldn't finish my food though, living by myself for so long I'm not used to large proportions.

I got lost on the way home though.

german club is always epic meals.

Also don't give a flying f**k about the governments scare mongering tactics, it won't have a massive impact on the world while im alive so who cares

Hi guys.

One of my mate is chasing an RB20 /series 1 RB25 ignitor urgently. The car is on the dyno currently and is having spark breakdown. Tuner is saying ignitor. Do anyone have one he can buy/borrow for a day? He's happy to come pick it up, prefferably Inner west to Northside.

Dan/McFly/Anyone?

german club is always epic meals.

Also don't give a flying f**k about the governments scare mongering tactics, it won't have a massive impact on the world while im alive so who cares

Suck the bone clean.

Do it.

I'll flim it.

Morning Mangs,

Don't really have the time or effort to bother debating anything. Just notice that i drive a skyline.

I saw a car in the carpark this morning with a sticker "My carbon footprint is bigger than yours". I thought it was a pretty bold claim :P.

German club a success. I couldn't finish my food though, living by myself for so long I'm not used to large proportions.

I got lost on the way home though.

German club FTW! Thanks again for the lift.

german club is always epic

+11ty

Hi guys.

One of my mate is chasing an RB20 /series 1 RB25 ignitor urgently. The car is on the dyno currently and is having spark breakdown. Tuner is saying ignitor. Do anyone have one he can buy/borrow for a day? He's happy to come pick it up, prefferably Inner west to Northside.

Dan/McFly/Anyone?

Can borrow the one of the uterus, but i'll need it back (or a replacement). He can either grab it off me from home this arvo (not sure what time i'll be home but I can let you know) or I can bring it to tonight.

Will you have my ECU tonight? Pretty Please? :)

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