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What happened to two bob?

See Bozmeister's poast.

Great success last night. Assignment finished by 3am.

Good Job, Team!

Count the first: On or about the 9th of June, 2011, one twocents, while driving a car owned by his girlfriend, five-quid, and with overly exciteable passanger the mighty douche on board, was struck in the front right quarter panel and drivers side door by a silver Honda CR-V who decided to reverse straight put into them. Details were swapped, quarter panel was bent to allow door to open and the mighty douche continued to dance around in excitement over his purchase of an auto loading pipe.

A thoroughly sensastional description of events, old chap. I do suggest you sign that account and submit it to the authorities as your affidavit.

Count the second: After a development time longer than the time between "we will have a man on the moon by the end of the decade" and "That's one small step for man..." Duke Nukem Forever is finally coming out. Nerds everywhere have had a collective orgasim.

Seriously, Duke forever has taken longer to release than the foundation of the Apollo missions to success with Apollo 11. The Beatles formed, recorded all their albums and broke up in less time than this game has been in development. While this game has been in development multiple wars have broken out and a few have ended. Britney Spears' entire career fits inside the development window of this game. It took them less time to build the channel tunnel than this game. It better be one genre defining game is all I can say...

As long as it's half decent and hilarious, i'll be happy with a good ol' dose of duke nostalgia :)

One of the scenes in the demo has Duke getting 'serviced' by two twins/sisters while playing the game. When finished, one of the girls asks "What about the game Duke? Was it any good?" and his reply is "Yeah, but after 12 fucking years it should be!". Farkin lol.

There's also a scene that icludes the "Profit" joke :)

I shall be purchasing said game this evening.

You will all remember such lines as:

"Blow it out your ass."

"It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!"

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"

"You guys suck."

"Suck it down."

"Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride."

"It's time to abort your whole friggin' species."

And my personal favourite:

"You're an inspiration for birth control"

So it was only the sheila's ride and not the mighty N/A that copped. :whistling:

Pffft... TRD laser is just as cool as a non turz bro boat :P

I shall be purchasing said game this evening.

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Morning Mangs,

TFIF.

Ikes Cream meet was good, Andy is a skirt - it only got down to 11 degrees.

Drama towards the end as 2-bob, 5-quid, and douche got reversed into in the carpark as they were leaving. :(. Hope insurance doesn't give you any trouble, let us know if you need witnesses.

Final thought: Hail to the King, baby!

Apparent temperature 6.8 degrees taking in wind chill ect

It better be one genre defining game is all I can say...

It looks farking rubbish from the previews I have seen

Apparent temperature 6.8 degrees taking in wind chill ect

It looks farking rubbish from the previews I have seen

Yeah but so was Doom 3 by today's comparisons but I still played that for 72 hours straight some times.

For me, it's more about entertainment value rather than which game has the best graphics and/or screenplays. I think 90% of it will be a 'nostalgia' type entertainment where I'll remember how much fun I had playing it 10 years ago. $100 (or less) for a few weeks of that is worth it IMO

For me, it's more about entertainment value rather than which game has the best graphics and/or screenplays. I think 90% of it will be a 'nostalgia' type entertainment where I'll remember how much fun I had playing it 10 years ago.

+1. More like 15 years ago though I think :)

$100 (or less) for a few weeks of that is worth it IMO

~$72 on steam last night ;)

LOL, your work filters the words 'ass' and 'bast*rds'??

Yer its a farkin' sl*t.

It's a lot more sensitive on uploads (ie posting to forum) than it is on downloads (ie reading forum).

It doesn't like you uploading anything 'offensive'.

I got away with an 'ass' before so that's obviously OK, I know it doesn't like 'a*se'. Not sure on 'bast*rds', I didn't really analyse what words were in your quotes, I just assumed it would find something in there offensive :P

Yeah but so was Doom 3 by today's comparisons but I still played that for 72 hours straight some times.

For me, it's more about entertainment value rather than which game has the best graphics and/or screenplays. I think 90% of it will be a 'nostalgia' type entertainment where I'll remember how much fun I had playing it 10 years ago. $100 (or less) for a few weeks of that is worth it IMO

If i wanted to remember how much fun I had 10 years ago I would just play the old one (which happens to be one of my favorites of all time. Who knows though I might be surprised and really enjoy it!

Don't forget that Douche bought a hash pipe from a crackhead in a shirt....

and the mighty douche continued to dance around in excitement over his purchase of an auto loading pipe.

If i wanted to remember how much fun I had 10 years ago I would just play the old one (which happens to be one of my favorites of all time. Who knows though I might be surprised and really enjoy it!

Haters gonna hate...

I'll need a new Pc before i can play it on my rig. Looks fun though

If you know how to do the work yourself, upgrading your computer is cheaper & easier than upgrading your car!!!

If you know how to do the work yourself, upgrading your computer is cheaper & easier than upgrading your car!!!

Built the Pc im currently using and pretty much all the computers my family has, just been out of whats good for too long need to get back gaming again

Built the Pc im currently using and pretty much all the computers my family has, just been out of whats good for too long need to get back gaming again

Well i dont know where you get your stuff but UMART is usually a good place to start, just read the comments & its easy enough to work out what goes with what and if its worth the cash.

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