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Ok,

Today in Sydney it is cold and raining . . I get off the bus and go to my car as usual, a young asian girl is stressed crying asking for my help,

Help us please we need to get home but we have flat battery car wont start. . . .

Ok so I position Stag nose to nose, get out jumper leads and connect up. . . . tell them to start. . . they said it wont start. . . so decided to jump in and start it my self. . . . .

Could not farking believe what I saw. . . reason it didn't start. . . bloody thing was in Drive (auto car) . . . losers. . flicked in to park and it started....LOL. . I got soaking wet for stupidity. . .

Spent the drive home pissing myself laughing. . .

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lol dude ... should of played your cards right.

leave it in drive, offer her a lift... AYE ! ...

Yeah and ask her to wait whilst I hide the child booster seat and toys. . . LOL. . . . .

Wasn't the "Wet" kinda girl I was hoping for. . .

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My uncle used to be an NRMA guy, called to a job with a frantic woman who'd locked keys in her car. Arrived to see the woman very agitated, and wanting to know how long it would take.

Reached in through the OPEN DRIVER'S WINDOW, pulled the keys out of the ignition, placed the keys in the woman's hand. "Shouldn't be too long" he replied, before returning to the van. (So long ago the van was an HQ panelvan)

I think I'd have been laughing so hard I'd have to call someone else to do it.

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lol i got called out of work because my wife said the key wouldnt turn in the ignition and she was running late for work. i get home and turned the steering wheel a little and started the car. yes you guess'd it steering lock was on.

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Car in "drive" :) ... yep I've encountered that a few times too from people who have no clue!

The better one was a neighbour who couldn't get his car off a trailer. Him and his mate are pushing and pushing to get it off. I couldn't stand it anymore, walked over and started winding back the hitch and cable on the trailer. Yep, it was still hoooked up. :)

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