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cool, bad guys get the bad girls and bad girls rule

Yeah, that's what I used to think... but now my 'bad girl' is 5 months PREGNANT and BAD GIRL and MOOD SWINGS DON'T MIX.

(True Story)

Wardest... WTF should I do? A carefully planned fall down the stairs? Hug her too tight in my sleep?

(Actual Fact is I love her and will stay with her, but just want to see response)

Dear Wardest,

the other night i was out clubbin doing my usual thing trying to get chicks... this hot blonde was looking at me in the corner.. i walk over and say 'hey baby' and she winks at me and grabs my hand and leads me into a secluded area of the club where we sit down on the sofa, we start getting jiggy-wit-it like kissing and stuff and its all good enjoying this for a good 20minutes or so until she whisp[ers into my ear 'touch me... touch me like daddy does'...

*alright, im not one to complain when there's a hot blonde on my lap but this brought me close to the line*

i gather my thoughts and think 'alright nathan, relax, just play along with it'.. so down my hand goes into the places young boys dream of :) and im doing my bad stuff and she's moaning away saying 'yes, yes that's it, yes daddy, yes!' and im just playing the 'daddy' game enjoying myself until all of a sudden she screams 'daddy's dead... daddy's dead!'...

*ok at this point i was pretty farken scared, so i jumped up and ran out of the club*

ok Wardest, what should i have done in this situation ?

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True or made up thats damn funny!

Dear Wardest,

Every time I lick the pages of my hustler mag they shrivel up. What should I do?

you need to buy those pads that they use at the bank for counting money, just dip ur finger in and turn, seems to work fine...so i've heard

OK, I'm bored with this thread.

Don't ask me anything else cos I have to much work I need to do

Ok I'm fibbing. While I do have lots to do, the truth is I don't want any more posts on here because I simply don't care enought to reply.

End of game.

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