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What about inertial dampeners or even anti gravity devices? I have both these features standard, they seem to treat me fine

oh, as long as your make sure you charge the flux capacitor to max, and enable the quad booster when using the anti-gravity device, you should be fine....

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Tshirt hell editor strikes again, so very wrong, but so very hilarious.

From: Faiyaz A.

Our prophet Mohammed not to be mocked in such a way as this!!! > Our prophet Mohammed is for all people and not just Muslim so even Christain and Jewish should be respecting of Mohammed!!! > Take this shirt off from your computer or like many others you will know this is no joke!!!!!

Are you sure this is no joke? I would think anything that makes me laugh this hard has to be a joke. You have inadvertently cut to the core of the existential nature of comedy. Sort of like humor's version of "I think therefore I am" or "If a tree falls in the woods, why does your mom take so many cocks in the ass?" I laughed at your email, therefore it's a joke. Like people in nursing homes or that WWII footage of a bulldozer filling a ditch with bodies.

Forget all that. Thanks for your email, Faiyaz (Whoa, a brown version of Beetlejuice just showed up in my living room). It was nice to hear from the douche above, but I couldn't fully understand how a mentally Muslimed person would take this until getting it right from the source. And I gotta tell ya, this was some delicious idiocy. No cutting or distillation here; just 100% dumbf**k straight from the tap... mmmm. And now, a word from Allah:

"Hey, dicks who worship me: give it a rest. It took Christians 20 centuries too long, but at least they eventually evolved from 'violent assholes' to 'hypocritical douchebags.' So what's the holdup? Do you think rubble and brown water are blessings? I've got news for you: I made your lives as shitty as possible so you'd bail on this nonsense and move on to greener pastures already. Which would be any other pastures on the planet.

Yeah, so I gave you oil. It made ten of you rich and the rest of you get your plywood shacks blown up every other week. What do I have to do, put a plague on your beard or take away your... shit, you don't even have anything I can take away! Just f**k off!"

Can you believe I got Allah to open up like that? It's almost as if I pulled that out of my ass and tried to pass it off as the words of your deity. But there's no way I did that, because that's impossible. And no one has done it. Ever.

haha, i was starting to get over them

now that confirmed it. cant even order a set of CC plates online FFS

and i have to start being a tight flamin mongrel - i own a GTR now :(

why not matty? I ordered mine online 3 weeks ago and all worked out. tWas 150ish as a one off payment

i cant even renew my rego online, its bs

plates cant be ordered because:

This plate has not been pre-manufactured with the expected colour and size.

For assistance please call 131084

then again, the next plate in the series apparently is BB469X

cant renew my rego online (or at the post office) cos of the plate agreement that has to be renewed

Cheers mang :(

Perfect caption, I'll have some R33 GT-R wheels on it this weekend too otherwise I probably won't do much else to it looks wise other then paint the wheels white. I want a supermade instant gentelman front bar (i think thats what it is) but I'll probably just smash it on a tyre wall anyway so seems a bit pointless and a waste of good $ to me :( .

Don't get one, if you don't smash it on the tyres you will smash it on the ripple strips. They're a lot bigger than they look.

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