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So here is the story, I just had taken the HPT Green P plates test, which I passed. ALL HAIL LA BOMBA!

And anyway then I proceed to drive my Sil to Bridgestone to get new rear tires and book in a wheel alignment etc, so I selected Bridgestone Porenza ER300, 225/50/16. i think thats what they were called. Thats what i was recommended, front tires have still good tread but their shitty korean tires I found out.

ANYWAY

now to the main story,

I pulled in to the petrol service station after being at bridgestone and anyway am ready to lightly turn into the pump to fill up with fuel, and then a volvo driver literally drives in the entrance at about 60kmh (nearest the fuel pump im going to turn into), and launches himself into my fuel station pump. Narrowly missing the front end of my Sil. So by then I was very angry and put the car in park, turned off the ignition and hopped out of the car.

A man who looks about 60/65 hops out of the Volvo shitbox turbo wagon. ANd i said

La Bomba says:Oi Mate, you almost took my front end how about yu drive a bit more responsibly.

Old man River says: How about you f**ken shut your mouth i came in here at 50kmh and I didn't even see ya u lil shit.

La Bomba says: Yeahhhh cause you were going so damn fast ya stooge i had my blinker on and everything and u just flew in without even looking to see if a car was turning in

Old man River says: Mate i came to get some f**ken fuel i dont need ur f**ken shit

La Bomba says: Im not giving yu shit all i want is a fkn apology for almost hitting my car!!!

Old Man River says: I dont give a f**kkk!

La Bomba says: Yeahhhh old man river its the older population who goes on about young guys being the embarasment of the population yet ur swearing ur head at an 18 yr old, your reall good aren't ya. you wonder why young ones act like they do these days, take a look in the fkn mirror mate.

Old Man River says: (he doesnt reply)

I then proceeded to hop into my car. and wait for the guy to fill up with his fuel. bloody volvo driver

Edited by La Bomba

lol at noels comment about the walking frame. +1.

-Bubba ur as bad as a volvo driver then, if i flew into a petrol station at 60kmh and had to slam on the breaks to stop in line with the fuel pump, and cut someone of and almost totalled the car. (my car wud of been written off). id say....oh sorry i didnt even see yu there, wen a hotshot said to me Oi mate u almost took out of my front end.

going off has no edicassy demonstrated bubbA, and quit tryng to light my fuse caus i am staying out of trouble caus i dont want banned.

Edited by La Bomba

another fairytale bullshit story by la bomba .............for your next post could you please start it with once upon a time ..it must still be school holidays somewhere.

lol at noels comment about the walking frame. +1.

-Bubba ur as bad as a volvo driver then, if i flew into a petrol station at 60kmh and had to slam on the breaks to stop in line with the fuel pump, and cut someone of and almost totalled the car. (my car wud of been written off). id say....oh sorry i didnt even see yu there, wen a hotshot said to me Oi mate u almost took out of my front end.

going off has no edicassy demonstrated bubbA, and quit tryng to light my fuse caus i am staying out of trouble caus i dont want banned.

What the f**k is edicassy?

P.S. I drive a lolvo.

P.P.S. not many people argue with the beard.

another fairytale bullshit story by la bomba .............for your next post could you please start it with once upon a time ..it must still be school holidays somewhere.

No, all my stories actually are real, doubt anyone could think of them considering how unbelievable they are....i think have more to do than make up a story about a volvo driver almost destroying my beautiful immaculate car at a petrol station.

by the way Wash my car for insulting me, it's gotten a lil dirty from being in the rain today

What the f**k is edicassy?

P.S. I drive a lolvo.

P.P.S. not many people argue with the beard.

The guy actually did have a beard :\ . A big grey one.

And edicassy, like...EDICAT! like respectability etc and refinedness.

I drive a lolvo.

not many people argue with the beard.

what about the little birdie that made a nest in your hairy bush?

surely she argues a bit when you drown her in soup? poor thing

rspca would demand a shave if they knew!!!!

oh, cool story. should have lectured the volvo driver about safe driving!

The guy actually did have a beard :\ . A big grey one.

And edicassy, like...EDICAT! like respectability etc and refinedness.

You mean etiquette?

what about the little birdie that made a nest in your hairy bush?

surely she argues a bit when you drown her in soup? poor thing

rspca would demand a shave if they knew!!!!

oh, cool story. should have lectured the volvo driver about safe driving!

That birdie is just helping me save stuff for Ron, good bloke he is.

No, all my stories actually are real, doubt anyone could think of them considering how unbelievable they are....i think have more to do than make up a story about a volvo driver almost destroying my beautiful immaculate car at a petrol station.

by the way Wash my car for insulting me, it's gotten a lil dirty from being in the rain today

wash my car how about you kiss my arse you snotty nosed pimpled faced tosser lol

wash my car how about you kiss my arse you snotty nosed pimpled faced tosser lol

lol hahaha.

They once made a La Bomba toilet paper. But there was a problem, it wouldn't take shit from anybody!!!!!!!!!!!

thats riight i Win the discusive arguement throught smartness and ban evasion

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