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Winston Churchill was not only a great speech maker, his wit was also legendary. In the House of Commons Nancy Astor MP, angry with Churchill, said 'If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee'. Churchill replied 'Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it'. Another female MP, Bessie Braddock when seeing Churchill intoxicated, said 'Winston you're drunk' to which Churchill replied 'Bessie you're ugly. And tomorrow I shall be sober'.

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In the late 1950s Lincoln City Football Club had a centre half named Ray LONG who was over 6 foot tall, and a left winger called David SHORT, who was only 5ft 4. Another piece of football trivia, the great strikers Dixie Dean and Jimmy Greaves, were both aged exactly 23 years 290 days, when they both scored their 200th league goals!

The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is its plural, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

shit ay........

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

then how come if you drop / throw a cat(not that i have) they land on their feet?....im not 8 stories high.....it shouldnt realise that i have dropped it........

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Il'll have to remember that......oh wait. I dont have a wife

time for some SKYLINE TRIVIA

Nissan Skyline GTS

This car is the rear wheel drive version of the Skyline range. It is available with a 2.0 or 2.5 litre engine and with no turbo, or a single turbo - the GTS-T. The GTS-T has approximately 245 bhp as standard, but many can be found with minor modifications taking them to 300 bhp very easily. The GTS non turbo 2.5 has about 210 bhp and the 2.0 about 180 bhp. All come with A/C, power steering, electric windows as standard. Many others come with electric folding mirrors, electric retracting aerial, central locking and stereo systems. They are available in most colours - the most common are red wine, white, silver, dark grey and black. The 2.5 Turbo version is exceptionally comforatable, with bucket style seats front and back. The drive is very smooth and suitable for long distance as well as short trips. The power of the turbo is very progressive and the car accelerated very fast and smoothly. Although the boot is smaller than you might expect for a car of this size, leg room in the front and rear of the car is extensive and adults can sit happily in the back.

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