Lost my licence last night :(

[Merli]

I met up with this girl that I met through a mutual friend last night for a few drinks in the city. We grabbed dinner at Longrain. Great place for a date because you can't make a booking, you have to turn up and wait for a table and there's a nice bar on the other side of the restaurant where they make some awesome ****tails. Knowing I was driving, I only had one ****tail before dinner and then alternated Vodka/Sodas with glasses of water... Food was great as usual and had a great night... No details you horny biatches!!! :slap:

So anyway, I was driving her home after dinner and got hit by an RBT on New South Head Road in front of Rushcutters Bay Park... I though I'd be fine because I paced myself all night and wasn't feeling drunk at all... Just eager to get back to her place.

I lit up the breathalyzer with a 0.12 reading, which apparently puts me in the "Mid Range" offence... I have no idea what I can do about this I'm like the biggest advocate of drink driving out of all my friends, always saying that only retards drive whilst drunk, but I honestly didn't feel drunk at all!!!

The officer said that the mid-range reading comes with an automatic 6 month suspension and possible 9 month gaol term

Fark guys, please help me out... Does anyone know of any good DUI Lawyers? This is obviously my first offence

[ferni]

OMFG that sucks man, are you sure you didn't have like bits of alcohol in your mouth and blow that into it? 0.12 is pretty hight considering you didn't think you drank that much...

thats seriously farked man...

sorry to hear it - definatly seek out a lawyer, probably can't get you off but, may be able to get it reduced a little.

[DentonR33]

Merli my mate got done in Vic he blew really high because the alcohol was fresh in his breath as he had just finished a bourban can before getting in the car.

They took him to the station, waited 20mins and breathoed him again.. and he was like 0.02

did they allow you to wait this time and breatho you again? you might have something there, depending on when your last drink was.

Sorry to hear mate

[Blitz]

:slap:

[carlo]

Merli thats ****ed up. But honestly I thought you would have learned your lesson after you crashed your gtst last year. Honestly dude.

[Tosh]

yes April fools to you too Andrew

[Blitz]

:bs!: See, if I was going to try the April fools gag, I wouldnt have used the same story that you tried last year Andrew

[Merli]

Here's a photo of my ticket

http://www.andrewho.com/smilies/jpgs/ticket.jpg

[Merli]

:bs!: See, if I was going to try the April fools gag, I wouldnt have used the same story that you tried last year Andrew

It's a different story :slap:

[dAVE]

glad your joking!... 0.12 would make u a bit of a cadbury...

[Merli]

glad your joking!... 0.12 would make u a bit of a cadbury...

[red900ss]

As with last year you can tell Merli's spinning BS because he said he was out with a chick!

[Merli]

Oh, and btw... Blitz and SW20-GT, you suck at keeping the joke going and helping lure more chumps into the prank :slap:

[red900ss]

Oh btw I got all the way through the post before the lightbulb lit up....

You got had me there for a while Merli.

[Sura]

Didn't fall for it at all. I think this part gave it away "I met up with this girl...".

You coulda at least tried to make it semi believable.

[carlo]

Want me to prune the thread back.. These guys could have kept it going for longer.

[JMP 82]

@ Sura...

[Merli]

You're all a bunch of comedians

[KamikazeR33]

i just had to read that it was posted by merli, looked at the calender n shook my head in such dissapointment

u could have at least held off for half the day

"The officer said that the mid-range reading comes with an automatic 6 month suspension and possible 9 month gaol term "

please, i somehow dont think this happens when ppl blow this all the time

or else the gaol would be full of drunken loonies

[Tosh]

hahahaha next time I shall play along Andrew