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LOL - was just sent this and had to share it. (don't believe its been posted before)

4door_Sleeper

By 4door_Sleeper,
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4door_Sleeper

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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer, when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"

Behind him is an enormous truck full of RB26's.

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man," and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese man is back with a huge truck intercoolers. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Japanese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"

Behind him are two very large trucks full of GTR body kits.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Japanese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:

(use your best Japanese accent for this bit)

"You not Nissan Main Dealer?!" :):D:rofl:

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DMc

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That's pretty dry dude....

...little Jonny is sitting tentatively in class....

Jonny: Miss, miss, miss...

MTL(Misses Teacher Lady): Wait till question time Jonny.

Jonny: But miss, miss...

MTL: It's only 5 minutes, wait.

Jonny: But...

MTL: SHHhhh.....

Five minutes later......

MTL: Yes, Jonny. Would you like to ask a question?

Jonny: ....No..no-not really....

MTL: Come on Jonny spit it out.

Jonny: Well, DOES A FART HAVE LUMPS? COZ' IF NOT WE'RE IN TROUBLE!!!

Sorry guys, had to do it.

:headshot:

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snake

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One of my staff at work was singing this to the beat of the 'Push" song today (ya know the one they use on the Tooheys beer add where the tongue hops out of the guys mouth to get the beer)

BOOST ME

THEN DOUBLE CLUTCH ME

TILL I GET MY

LOSS OF TRACTION.

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