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can u handle it ok?

can u pat / stroke it without it trying to eat you?

By just touching the hairs on her back you will get a rash.

She'd kill kids and elderly/people with low immune quite easily.

Christian

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By just touching the hairs on her back you will get a rash.

You know...

that first sentence kinda dulls your sales pitch.

She'd kill kids and elderly/people with low immune quite easily.

But the second one... now you're talking! :)

But - I think she'd eat my cat, so I must decline.

Why can't you just get another tank so that you can keep Spider-woman - and the fish? I've got an old fish tank kicking around somewhere that you've welcome to.

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Hey James-San,

I have another tank here too (thanks for the offer) - but our unit is kinda smallish, so we dont really have room... but i am not overly eager to sell her. :)

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Hmmm - space, the final frontier... is my current drama too :

Why not put spidey in the lounge - and fish in the kitchen... is good feng shui to have the fish in either the north or south-east corner, and goldfish in water boost the chi of wealth. According to feng shui math: gold + water = money

Can't remember anything about child-killing spiders though.

Probably best kept away from the money-making fish.

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HA HA HA HA HA.... i like this;

and goldfish in water
of course as opposed to the poor buggers flapping around on the ground. :(;)

good theory tho - i'll take it the the minister of affairs.

Christian

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Well - more chi balancing than goldfish in oil in a frying pan ;)

Mmmm - snacky

But - yes - is a valid point. Those wacky Chinese are zen masters of the obvious :(

I say you try to keep spidey - at least that way I know she's in a terrarium eating some lost, forgotten 6 y/o - and not hiding somewhere in my house :)

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