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Newspaper a couple of weeks ago. A resident in the area saw a ball bouncingaround kind of strange like in the developments pond and when he went to investigate, it was a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child's basketball which became stuck in its mouth. The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The resident tried numerous times to get the ball out but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate the ball and release the catfish. You wouldn't believe it if you didn't see the attached photos.

Dear Children,

As a result of new Occupational Health and Safety legislation and the increasingly litigious society we live in, Santa James Clause (herein referred to as Santa) has engaged the services of high profile solicitors Nofunski & Partners to ensure he complies with all relevant legislation and also ensures the safety of his endangered reindeer and heritage listed sleigh, whilst also streamlining the Present Application (PA) process which will also provide a referenced archive of previous present consents.

Please find attached a copy of the PA form that will need to filled out and submitted to Santa on or before December 24. Note that if you have been 'Naughty' during the year, you will need to submit the application 2 weeks earlier to enable the request to be publicly notified for a period of 14 days in order to provide members of the public the opportunity to submit an objection to the application should they feel presents are unwarranted.

Forms that are late or not signed will not be accepted.

Merry Christmas.

Mr J Nofunski

Nofunski & Partners

ha what a joke these posts r !!! 4_1_210.gif

'Boring' Nissan wants its AMG

http://speed.supercars.net/PitLane?viewThr...fID=1&tID=19955

Why do people get so excited about Japanese cars?

http://speed.supercars.net/PitLane?viewThr...fID=1&tID=19488

http://www.zhonghuacar.com/

hmmm badge look like a Toyota Ripp off :)/ and the car, a crossbreed of a Toyota and Mercedes...... * from http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showt...ead.php?t=10818

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