A joke for the day

[Beer Baron]

farked if I know how.

[Beer Baron]

woohoo. done now it's time for lunch

[Kero]

Entertain yourself with these...

[Kero]

and more....

[Kero]

Office Supplies.... classics

[TEAMSHADOW]

talk about videogame frustration :cuss:

[TEAMSHADOW]

can only get the 2 boys across then ...bah fack it....ttoo advanced for my teen mind

[Sl!m]

ha, I remember doing this in primary school when I was in the states, some advanced thinkers class I got thrown into

[R33vit]

use the force

Its all to easy

[Sl!m]

Wacko Jacko

[Kero]

Snake boy

[Kero]

Oldie - with a new final image.

With a record-breaking height of 420-feet and record-breaking speed of 120 mph, Top Thrill Dragster delivers on its promise of thrilling riders this summer at Cedar Point

[Kero]

Ya gotta love Granny

[Kero]

The Amazing Maze:

Turn the sound up and try this, it is harder than it looks.

http://media.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_co...new_cursor3.swf

[Sl!m]

Make your own Puma Shirt

[d00dz]

CITY OF BANKSTOWN MATHEMATICS EXAM

NAME ............................

GANG ............................

Time allowed 1 hour

1. If Rafi lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and

puts on stolen 18-inch Zepter wheels, how many inches

has he originally lost from the stock suspension?

2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved,

how many razors will he need before he goes to the gym

at 8.00pm?

3. If Mustaffa runs 10 km from the Police in Lakemba

to Punchbowl then steals a car and drives another 5 km

to Bankstown, how many kilometres has he travelled if

he ends up hiding in Wiley Park?

4. Omar has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an "8

ball" to Hamil for $320.00 and 2 grams to Akhmed for

$85.00 per gram, what is the street value of the

balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

5. If Marwyn receives $200.00 per week disability

allowance from Centrelink and works for his brother as

a builder and receives a further $400.00 per week and

then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11 children

for school, how much money does he have left to buy a

smashed Tarago from the auctions?

6. If the average spray can covers 22 square metres

and the average letter is 8 square centimetres, how

many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

7. If Soula needs 25 mls of wax per day to get rid of

her facial > > hair and Soula is only 19 years old,

how many mls will her mother need if she is 47? 8.

Hamid has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he

misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each

drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he

attend before he has to reload?

9. If Abdul changes the oil in his Fish & Chips shop

deep fryer every 18 months and this costs him $400.00,

how often should he change the oil if he wants to

spend only $180.00 per annum on new oil?

10. If Abdo runs a Donor Kebab shop and works as a

Taxi driver on weekends and earns $1,200.00 per week,

how much does Centrelink give him for his job search

allowance?

11. If Bankstown's ethnic community is increasing at a

rate of 3.5% per month, the overall population

increasing at 2.1 % per month, at what rate are the

Aussies leaving?

12. Nabil wants to cut his 8 ounces of heroin to make

a 20% profit, how many ounces of cut will he need?

13. Chang gets $200.00 for stealing a BMW, $150.00 for

a Commodore and $100.00 for a Falcon. If he has stolen

two BMW's and three Falcons, how many Commodores will

he have to steal to make $1,800.00?

14. If Bilal gets a haircut and gets a number 2 on the

sides and a number 3 on top, then goes back 3 weeks

later and gets a number 1 all round, how much has his

hair grown in 3 weeks? (Assume that his hair > > grows

> > evenly at a rate of 2 mm per day)

15. Quang is pimping for three girls. If the price is

$75.00 for the trick, how many tricks will each girl

have to turn so that Quang can pay for his $200 per

day crack habit?

16. If Greg Smith hears the word "yullah"

approximately 55 times per hour in Bankstown Square,

How many times will he hear the word "mate" in Penrith

Plaza, if Bankstown has a population of 85,000 and

Penrith has a population of 10,000?

17. If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one

car from Leichhardt to Stanmore, how many round trips

will he need to make if 40 of his relatives need a

lift and he can put 12 people in his Valiant at any >

> one given time?

18. If Nick uses 1 kg of "bog" to fix his smashed car,

how many cans of spray paint will he need if Hardware

House is selling them for $9.00 each and each can has

85 mls and the ambient air temperature averages at

22.5 degrees Celsius?

19. Trinh is in prison for 6 years for murder. He

received $10,00.00 for the hit. His common law wife is

spending $100.00 per month. How much money will be

left when he gets out of prison and how many years

will he get for killing the b###h that spent his

money?

20. If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt

open and reveals 1 x golden cross and 2 other golden

ornaments, and has approximately 17 sq cm of hair

coming from his chest with an average length of 2 cm,

what is the probability that the ornaments will be

visible from: a) 2 feet away .....% B) 5 feet away

.....% > c) 100 feet away .....%

21. If Effie's mum sells her galaktoboureko for $2.00

per slice and she wants to make an extra 10% profit on

each slice, how many sheets of filo pastry will she

leave out if the filo pastry costs 62 c a sheet and

she normally uses 17 sheets on each tray which she

cuts into 16 slices?

22. Hamul has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There

are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls

in the gang has Hamul knocked up?

23. If George has $12,000.00 and buys 2 smashed cars

from the auctions, how much will it cost him to fix

them if his friend from school Ahmed is a panel beater

and charges him Habib rates of $40.00 per hour?

24. If Layla has to move her eyes 50 degrees to the

right when doing her maths HSC exam to see Julie

Wilson's answers, how many degrees will she have to

move her head if Michelle, Linda and Lisa are sitting

1 metre apart from Julie?

END OF EXAM > > > > > >

[Kero]

Story of road signs....

[Kero]

If the Pope was Aussie...

[Kero]

Damn, the Aussie secret is out!

[Kero]

Nice collection