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When you arrive at your first meet, make sure you segregate yourself by race and religious belief, the Mexican will approach you, compliment your vehicle and ask you what you are running under there. At this point don’t be too concerned he isn’t gonna hit you for slips as he is going legit and trying to get on the NIRA circuit. So reply with some sporty banter and embrace him with a mafia spec hug – kiss on the cheek is probs too soon ONLY ON THIS OCCASION .

During the drag race, don’t hit the 100 shot of nos too early, you don’t want the welds to blow on the intake or the floor to fall out too early. You want the floor to drop just as you cross the finish line so if you happen to be racing a red RX7 he can’t activate his nos at this stage.

If police happen to raid the meet, make sure you pick up the owner of the red RX7 if you see him on the street, this is your way into SAU. You will be invited to a post meet party to play some GT2 and some coronas. Don’t bang his sister just yet.

Exchange snap chat names with her, screen shot nudes and post to SAU. As the grand wizard is an RX7 owner he won’t see nudes of his sister on SAU.

If you are going to take her out one night, make sure it’s a Cuban restaurant called cha cha cha.

At this point in time, I am hoping you are not a cop, as we run a great racket here at SAU which helps us pay for the shit under the bonnet of all these cars. I will let you in on a secret its cheap chinese DVD players worth about $20 a pop, hence why everything uses china turbos and knock off rota wheels as gee the money is good but not legit parts good.

This should give you a good feel of the place and enjoy your stay.

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