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"Here's to hoping somebody in prison

takes your ASS for a joyride"

"Greetings and thank you for stealing my car. My insurance replaced it with a new one, and now I have the satisfaction of knowing that while I myself won't be getting ****ed in the ass on a daily basis for the next 7.5 years, you WILL. Near the end of your release, I'll be sending you a colostomy bag, since I'm sure your man muscle is going to have quite a bit of wear."

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Good work, skyzerr33 :)

Although, replace the word "new" in the 2nd sentence with "newer, better". Adds a little more sting to it. :) And don't mention insurance, say that you bought the new car yourself. This does 2 things:

- Insurance paying for the new car implies a victimless crime

- He hates people with (more) money (than him). He'll love it when the victim can afford a new car in spite of his antics ;)

So, with proposed changes:

"Greetings and thank you for stealing my car. I've replaced it with a newer, better one, and now I have the satisfaction of knowing that while I myself won't be getting ****ed in the ass on a daily basis for the next 7.5 years, you WILL. Near the end of your release, I'll be sending you a colostomy bag, since I'm sure your man muscle is going to have quite a bit of wear."

And make sure boo5t or skylines aren't mentioned anywhere. Keeps him guessing and stops retaliations.

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Originally posted by Gradenko

Good work, skyzerr33 :)

So, with proposed changes:

"Greetings and thank you for stealing my car. I've replaced it with a newer, better one, and now I have the satisfaction of knowing that while I myself won't be getting ****ed in the ass on a daily basis for the next 7.5 years, you WILL. Near the end of your release, I'll be sending you a colostomy bag, since I'm sure your man muscle is going to have quite a bit of wear."

And make sure boo5t or skylines aren't mentioned anywhere. Keeps him guessing and stops retaliations.

Sounds perfect to me! i agree about the not mentioning SAU... leave him in suspense.....

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Yep ill go with that one:uh-huh:

Gotta go get a really dodgy soap (hmm wonder if i can inject it with some kinda itchy shit) and a tube of KY and i should have it out by Wed.

Cheers to Skyzer and 25GTT for donating to the fund. You can get a "warm fuzzy" from knowing its going to good cause.:)

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Originally posted by Boostzor

Yep ill go with that one:uh-huh:  

Gotta go get a really dodgy soap (hmm wonder if i can inject it with some kinda itchy shit) and a tube of KY and i should have it out by Wed.

Cheers to Skyzer and 25GTT for donating to the fund. You can get a "warm fuzzy" from knowing its going to good cause.:)

yeah i thought a *warm fuzzy* was better than a pain in the ass, which is what our jailbird will be getting!!! ahahaah!

In the city i think in the Carousel bit there is a store called Captain Condom.. or sumfin like that...sells like of funny sex stuff.... I wonder if they sell penis shaped soap??

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Just a quick note to say I hope your jail time is stretched out as long as your arse hole will be by the time you get out. In this package is a soap on the roap so you don't have to worry too much about dropping the soap in the shower, I bet you wish you had got it earlier.

Got a new car, I hope to show you it when you bounce off my bumper at high speeds.

Goodluck Biatch

Just I quick note I think that would go nicely with the package.

Greg. :devfu:

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Well i got the KY but still have to get the soap havent been able to get away from work (aka couldnt be bothered yet) Donations would still be appreciated and ill collect at lunch today if u want to throw some change my way.

Heres a pic if found in my mail 2day. Note the name of the PASTOR:lol:

loosetongue[1].jpg

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  • 2 weeks later...

Well finally got the dam thing off:D

Greetings and thank you for stealing my car. I've replaced it with a newer, better one, and now I have the satisfaction of knowing that while I myself won't be getting ****ed in the ass on a daily basis for the next 7.5 years, you WILL. Near the end of your release, I'll be sending you a colostomy bag, since I'm sure your man muscle is going to have quite a bit of wear."

that was the note and on the cover i put that pic of the bus going into the tunnel.

No postmarks or return address so i hope he gets it. Too bad i cant be there to see the look on his face:eek:

Think it could be a little late thought now as he has prolly already enjoyed the manly love or maybe he still in the "cuddling" stage adn this will set off a chain reaction leading to his ultimate demise. "nothing to do now but hang ureself with ure own underwear"

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Nah it was just a post pac with the ky card and the soap on a rope (tiny little crappy one) not really all that fancy as he doesnt deserve much more.

Dam ure right i shoulda taken pics but i dont have a digicam.

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