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this is basically an expansion of the thread title really.

got a cal from the REI (real estate institute) half an hour ago saying that the course that was supposed to begin in 9days has now been postponed for a minumin of 6-8 weeks, now heres why im about to go and beat some small furry animlas........I've resigned from my job..........my car is for sale from tomorrow........i've now got no cash flow for at least 2 months.

now its quite likely i'll be able to get my job back, heres whats wrong with that..............I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!

im fu**ing fuming! i was supposed to be buying an amazing (read: expensive) guitar in a few weeks (or days if the car sells) as i would be turning over a much higher income in my new job, so thats gonna have to wait.

none of this would be so bad if i didnt hate my job so much, but unfortunately these things happens in life and adversity(sp?) is something i've had to deal with alot over the last 4 years. So i guess its just a matter of waiting bottling up my anger untill i explode............now im going to go and find a platypus and beat the sh*t out of it..........

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Leave the platypus alone, at least if you're going to beat up an animal start with a bilby or some other endaged/no-one-cares-about animal.

That really sucks dude, i hate it when beaurocrats change their bloody mind and inconvenience others without caring. get angry at them, but leave the platypus out of it, he's the only creature on earth who proves that god does have a sense of humour

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Sorry to hear that V33. Pitty you dont drink or I could make all your troubles dissapear ....... for a whiles anyways..:rofl:

My advise: Life's a bitch, then you marry one

Amen to that Advice.

I can tell you what happens after that and it ain't pretty, Just damn expensive.

Not all story's have Happy endings.

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now im going to go and find a platypus and beat the sh*t out of it..........

LOL! damright, platypus' always laugh at me especially after a few bourbons!

Life's a bitch, then you marry one

BAHAHAHAH! tru that (not that ive ever been married) thats why you become a hustler :) or if your in it for money....P.I.M.P.!!!

I can tell you what happens after that and it ain't pretty, Just damn expensive.

the lesson we learned today kids is....DONT GET MARRIED!! become a millionare and for CHRIST SAKE the prenumtual agreement is there for a reason PEOPLE!!!

im coming to realise that life's one horrible crushing blow after another.. untill you just wish Flanders was dead!

LOL! i bet you were laughing went you wrote that, but yes i wish flanders was dead!!!

and after all those quotes i get back onto topic, andrew that sucks the rod!! i kno a place where you get to get close to animals (and then you can beat them in your spare time) its called the national zoo and aquarium and theres more than platypus' there that you can beat up (i dunno if they even have platypus' there). i think maybe the best way to handle this is maybe go back to hellenic cause it would be the quickest way to get a job and start earning money again, its only for 2 months right? cause if you wanna apply for a job its gonna take a while for them to process and all that other sh!t. theres always the alternative of working in fyshwick as a whore LOL! but yeh hellenic sounds the most sensible unless you can get a job within 2 weeks somewhere else.

and thats my 2 cents!

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did you say get paid for last year!? if so im wondering why you havent taken them to court etc...

im gonna give you the best advice ever andrew.... do what you want to do, youll prob get sick of people telling you what to do, just go with your flow, you could always open up a shop and sell "MAN-LIKE" things but yeh entirely up to you....

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And watch those man-Platypus'-they've got a nasty poisonous prick...sounds like a coupla idiots I used to hang out with!LOL! Seriously,I feel everything happens for a reason:this is why someone invented plastic explosive and baseball bats! S**t will sort itself out soon:just wish it wasn't you on the receiving end of the problem!

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quality call Chris!

talked to the Hellenic last night (not the club itself but one of the managers ;@p) and i cant get my job back, they have hired alot of people and mostly to cover me and another guy who's leaving, so it seems im unemployed for a couple of months, not to worry, i've got plenty saved but its amazing how not having a job for just a short time eats your money!

im sure all will work out fine in the end, as most of you have said its just a bump in the road, seems my Cole Clark guitar will have to wait for a little longer *tears*

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Cole Clark Fat Lady 2! unfortunately its going to cost me more that others because im a Lefty, so it will add an extra 15% to the price (spew) my friend Paul owns Davis Wheeler musical so i'll get it at a pretty nice discount, he's a great guy (also the owner of the psycho red sil80 that was the Zoom or HPI cover car a few months back)

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