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micturate isnt a word aint in my dictionary micturition is in there tho - and thats the formal word for urination so unles su mean give each other golden showers i dotn know what ur on about Joe!!

Joe u need help - Venga Boys never rocked and never will! How can u cruise too that stuff?!!! Pull up at the lights with that pumping everyone will think your driving a looney bus! Geez and u make the crusie Nazi rules - dare u to add no venga boys!

Originally posted by Nizmo

Joe u sound like your speakig Kalkatungu now speak english boy!!

Where does Glenn come into this Ken?

I maybe drunk gentleman but not entirely in a stupor

3 probs

! Joe can't speak engrish , lot alone type it

2 Glenn is there so I can name drop ( sides it wuz yoo who mentioned Sale of the Century )

3 there are definitely no gentleman here.

Cheers

neither an officer or a gentleman

Ken

Originally posted by Nizmo

micturate isnt a word aint in my dictionary micturition is in there tho - and thats the formal word for urination so unles su mean give each other golden showers i dotn know what ur on about Joe!!

Golden Showers ??? !!!

NIZ ! , and I thought you were virginal and chaste . How do you know about such things.

PS can I have the Vid. lol

Cheers

Ken

Because im a polite chickie i always call guys gentlemen although its strange the amount of guys that screw up their nose when i say that - obviously have bad boy images trying to protect. So next time im going to replace the word gentleman with the word pimp daddy and see how that goes down.

Ken i was virignal and chaste it was the oxford dictionary that taught me these things haha - if u want to see what it means look it up for yourself haha.

And they had this dictionary one the school to buy list tsk tsk

Originally posted by gtrken

3 probs

! Joe can't speak engrish , lot alone type it

2 Glenn is there so I can name drop ( sides it wuz yoo who mentioned Sale of the Century )

3 there are definitely no gentleman here.

Cheers

neither an officer or a gentleman

Ken

reply to your comments

1. English is my secound language, I am still learning. let's see how you speak Korean, let alone write korean

2. Glenn needs new girl in the sale of the centry (speaking of sale of centry on 30 March 1867, Alaska wa officially purchased form Russia for 2 cents an acre.)

3. Gentleman is only human

Originally posted by Nizmo

Because im a polite chickie i always call guys gentlemen although its strange the amount of guys that screw up their nose when i say that - obviously have bad boy images trying to protect. So next time im going to replace the word gentleman with the word pimp daddy and see how that goes down.

Hehehe , the last time I was polite and opened the door for a lady , she looked at me like dirt.:P

So I said thats it , I'm a tuff ruff bad boy now.

* yes dear , I'm coming dear yes I have washed the dishes dear*

See I told ya I wuz tuff

Cheers

not henpecked

Ken

I started to learn japanese at school haha i wanted to learn french but my parent ssaid japanese was more beneficiary so put me in that class - me and this other guy who was chucked class by his parents thru water bombs at each other everytime we were in that class - dont think i learnt a bloody thing apart from how to bomb the enemy.

Originally posted by Pva_Glue

reply to your comments

1. English is my secound language, I am still learning. let's see how you speak Korean, let alone write korean

2. Glenn needs new girl in the sale of the centry (speaking of sale of centry on 30 March 1867, Alaska wa officially purchased form Russia for 2 cents an acre.)

3. Gentleman is only human

1 again Chill Joe , wouldn't even try to speak Korean ( but then again I don't have to cos I'm not in Korea ):P

2 again Sale of the Century is long gone so they need more than a new girl.

3 again wtf??

Cheers

Ken

ken after ya finished with the missus dishes come over and do mine will ya :P !!

Most guys do the polite thing by me. I was waiting for a taxi outside my work building yesterday and i kept getting offered lifts by guys haha very flattering.

Hahahaha that's why you are who you are Ken :P

I alway polite to all the ladies I meet and be very considerate... where ever I am, My mom thaught me well.

but nowadays if I do nice things they think I am comming onto them... :lol: like they have chance with me :lol:

it's very desturbing at uni...

also it does not help when my best friends call me MANWHORE :bahaha:

i thught the guys thought the new girlon Sale of the century was hot or maybe that was the wheel of fortune girl i forget the "it" girl of these days.... I'll just keep stuffing my face with potatoe chips.

Originally posted by Nizmo

I started to learn japanese at school haha i wanted to learn french but my parent ssaid japanese was more beneficiary so put me in that class - me and this other guy who was chucked class by his parents thru water bombs at each other everytime we were in that class - dont think i learnt  a bloody thing apart from how to bomb the enemy.

I SO wish I had learned Jap at school ( all they had was french ).

If I new how to read and speak Japanese I would be a wealthy man by now.

Cheers

Ken

Originally posted by Nizmo

ken after ya finished with the missus dishes come over and do mine will ya :P !!

Most guys do the polite thing by me. I was waiting for a taxi outside my work building yesterday and i kept getting offered lifts by guys haha very flattering.

hahaha this Movie line comes to Joe's brain...

"every one is nice to you because you have Big Jugs!" said Jim carry...

cheers

Joe

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