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Hehe... I got this sent to me yesterday.... I though I would post it for a laugh.... see I told you I only post valuable contributions :P

My name came out to be Krusty Bubblesniffer :D

Post your names once you have worked them out too ;)

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....no wonder we're so unhappy... What's your new name???

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your weekly dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tulefel

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts, Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips and Saddam Hussein is Gidget Chickenfanny!

Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And

If you don't do this, then you are OLD, OLD, OLD and you don't want to have any fun.

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