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An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight

>attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them

>food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the

>aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to

>announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people,

>so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

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>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic

>looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those

>big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can

>pitty-pat us on the ground."

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> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

>Princess. I take orders from no one."

>

>To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,

>sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up,

>bitch."

Nizmo Grand Master

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Cam - want to adopt me?

Haha what no more whoring? *sob* shall miss you actually the room has been pretty crowded mid week lately - obviously everyone is as bored as me and paul usually are :D

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