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i dont like maccas - it just sits in ya stomach - apparently if u eat maccas and they cut u open a year later the forsenics can still tell u had maccas back then cos of all the preservatives haha

Like a whopper - but i take the meat out usually to stop that sitting in my stomach as well - hate the bloated feeling!!

I just had a really small piece of chicken parmigiana and steamed veges for lunch :)

I need to learn how to control my car in the wet anyway - i have a phobia about driving in the wet i need to overcome - too many close calls in wet in the ZX and most of my driving lessons were done in the wet and they werent happy memories!!

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