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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate

on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating

table,because when you open them up, everything inside is

numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!

Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the

best;everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction

workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over

at the

end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth

surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're

all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no

heart, no Balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the a## are

interchangeable."

thats really sweet to have a guy move to the other side of the world for you :)

yeah i found it really disturbing too - but she just doesnt like sex (not thats shes tried it) so he has learnt to live without it

LOL - hows this for wierd then.. the company we're going to see is the next shire over from where she is going to live..

I've been told by my dad that if I wanted work I should get something with the company we're going to see.. wierd..

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