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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives.........

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how spella 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!

OK, TO ALL THOSE USIN A MINIDV CAM'S USE A TRIPOD WHEN ZOOMING INTO DETAIL.....LOTS OF INTERLACING PROBLEMS AS THE CAMERA IS DIGITAL IN MECHANISM BUT THE TAPES ARE STILL PART ANALOGGGGGG......

AND USE PROGRESSIVE SCAN....

EVERY FRAMEX2 FOR QUALITY.....

JUST A FEW THINGS TO THINK ABOUT WHEN TAKING A FOOTAGE FOR A DVD IN THE FUTURE......

AGAIN EXCUSE THE CAPS I AM RENDERING......

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