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Recently ive been seeing some funny things, (ok ok, i know.. everydays its like that) but there are some stand outs.. and i thought to liven up this forum, id share them... If you have any funnies (from japan) please post em up, and lets have a laugh!

I'll start with this...

The super computer that'll get me over the magic 400kw mark.. or atleast help me fail my TOEIC Test..

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We did this quite a while ago already http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/in...9196&hl=Japlish but it's always good to see 'Japlish' and other corny stuff out of Japan.

On topic though rs73 noted why they only 'selectively' misspell wordsin English... well maybe my missus can answer that:

"I don't know..."

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On topic though rs73 noted why they only 'selectively' misspell wordsin English... well maybe my missus can answer that:

"I don't know..."

Wakarimasen :)

I saw a simple one at the train station the other night, but had me chuckling for a while, not sure why. I was starving so I went into the convenience store and saw some packed sandwiches which looked like they would do the job. Now there were 2 different packs by the same company, one with 3 sandwich halves and one with 4 halves. Aside from that physical difference, the smaller pack was apparently only "Delicious!" while the larger pack was clearly better being "Dericious!" :)

Then again maybe you had to be there... :D

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Wakarimasen  :D

I saw a simple one at the train station the other night, but had me chuckling for a while, not sure why. I was starving so I went into the convenience store and saw some packed sandwiches which looked like they would do the job. Now there were 2 different packs by the same company, one with 3 sandwich halves and one with 4 halves. Aside from that physical difference, the smaller pack was apparently only "Delicious!" while the larger pack was clearly better being "Dericious!"  :D

Then again maybe you had to be there...  :P

You see, now according to a 998 scoring TOEIC J-nerd who heads the 'English Department' at Hiramatsu Co (who make those wrappers for sandwiches) 'Jyaponeeze peepr can understand DERICIOUS... I know it's wrong but if we spell it the right way, only a limited amount of people can 'get it'... most will think it's some other inconsequential word...'

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Im Not sick of it.

Thought I saw Rezz the other day as a white guy in a maroon Skyline whized past up route 171.

But obviously not. He must have been out of the country by then.

Lets try some pics.

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So anyone still in the area between Osaka and Kobe who can meet up for drinks some time. Getting a little twitchy after some friends left for other countries. Theres only so much sake you can drink while watching Chambara befoer you need to have a drink with real people.

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