This married couple were on holiday in Jamaica, and were walking around the
market place browsing at all the goods for sale, when they passed this small
sandal shop.
>From inside the shop they heard the shopkeeper in his broad Jamaican accent
say "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the couple
entered. The Jamaican said to them "I have some very special sandals. I tink
dat you would be interested in dem. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well of course the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
hearing the mans claims, but the husband felt he didn't really need them, as
he was such a fantastic sex God.
The husband asked the Jamaican " How could the sandals make you into this
sex superman?"
The Jamaican replied "just try dem on man". Well the husband after some
badgering from his wife finally gave in and tried the sandals on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife had not seen in years! The husband grabbed the Jamaican,
violently bent him over the shop counter, yanked down his shorts and pants,
ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican suddenly began screaming , " YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET