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long time no post in here for me. Now where is everyone 2day its been so quite in here, so bored at work

thats the beauty of a remapped ecu just pull battery lead off and leave, come back all is forgoten, i wll only try this with half tanks at first, utilmate 98 plus the 100 stuff.

they crack

well i am going to try it out and do and ECU reset, car is a r33 gtst mild state of performace 216rwkw ecu is a remapped type, ill let you guys know how it goes

an old one An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fugifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a beautiful 340 yard shot and just 50 yards from the pin. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fugifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "What are you talking about, that's the right hole."

ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERBS REVISED Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl! Man who jizz in cash register come into money. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. Learn to masturbate--come in handy. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock. Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy. Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone. Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. He who lives in glass house, dress in basement. Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long. Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak. Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge. Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. He who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs. Man who puts dick in peanut butter jar is f**king nuts.

just make some suggestions and ppl can work around those times Chintami

Mods can you guys move this to Events section please so it dont get lost thanks

ah no ill be driving there but um getting back from the Jarra might be a diffrent problem i will just have to behave myself

I think we need Jayce and E to help us out again

about $35

ok how did we go, was it a good turn out

so who wants to be my designated driver for this year

nice now mods can you move to funnys sections

disappointing but funny, as i aslo wanted to know what green bannans was

dude money has been transfered and pm replyed with mailing address thanks you.

Stan put me down for one Cheers, only if you dont care about sending one to Canberra it may show us how its done

oh paint ball hey ummm Beau :')

go karting is always a win with this crew, we had a comp just a few months back between valve bounce react and SAU great day's drifting in the wet.

thats shit, cant we find you another one quickly

and i hate random ppl sitting on or leaning on my car, its all right if you know where to lean (and no metal in your jeans) but randoms NO.

ill dont have any seats but i wll look around and see what i can snake, lol

drive through, blue balls and bored trucker

double post

i am coming i took TIME OF WORK to do this so you other guys are just being SOFT and shouldnt own hot cars.