I got egged a couple of months ago when i was out on a sturday night. Came home pretty drunk and just happened to stumble over near my car to find eggs all over the bonnet, roof and bootlid. Talk about pissed off!! Spent a good hour and a half trying to get it all off wth the hose, obviously couldnt drive it to a carwash, and luckily i was able to get it off and buff out the scratches from the egg shell.
Ended up finding out which local tools did it though and their time will come very soon, i wont be using eggs though