Oh My!
Bookmarked for thread of the year.
I did hektic late night skids on my push bike, until i raced Vin Diesel for pinks and i fried my spokes due to to much NNNOOOOZXZZZZZZZZ, Then had to escape from mounted police and while doing so got rolled by a knitting club on scooters and their knitting needles pieced my NNNNNOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tanks and my bike blew up! But luckily I got away.
True Story