an african king is on a international relations trip to russia. after a couple of long weeks, the russian ambassador decides to show him a bit of their culture. they sample fine foods and vodka and such. however the kings says to him " this is all very generous of you but i can get all this delivered back home. show me something truly russian"
so the cossack thinks for a while and then draws his revolver. he empties all but one bullet and also produces 5 glasses of vodka. he goes on to explain to the king the rules of russian roulette, and the king, greatly impressed by this game of bravery and chance, plays a few rounds. luckily they both survive. at the end of his trip the king turns to his new friend and invites him to his country so he can repay his hospitality.
a few months later the ambassador decides to take up the offer. he arrives and is shown a magnificient time, the best that africa has to offer. on his last night there, the king turns to him and says, "i have a surprise for you". he claps his hands and six beautiful, topless girls are brought out.
he says to the russian, " your game impressed me very much. i have invented my own version to play here. i'd like to offer you the chance to test yourself"
the russian accepts and the king outlines the rules of the game. "you can pick any one of these girls. they are all highly skilled and the one you pick will give you the most amazing blowjob you have ever experienced"
the russian is now very excited but a he turns to the king and says "your majesty, you honor us with your new game but i dont think you understand. there needs to be an element of risk to the game like the bullet in the gun"
the king replies " oh but there is. one of these girls is a cannibal"
/joke soz for the crap leadup