Ring, ring,
Hello, this is Shannons Insurance, how can I help you?
Gidday mate, I'd like a quote to insure a RACE CAR worth a spastic amount of money so I can mix it up on the street with the tards in their flat brimmed hats and white sunnies, covered in Southern Cross tattoos sinking VB's and doing hecktik skids Bro. Not to mention the millions of brain dead morons sending SMS's whilst they sway all over the road oblivious to all around them.
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Hello, hello............is anybody there?
FFS.