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Bob goes into the public restroom and sees a guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob is standing there taking care of business, he wonders how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and goes to leave, when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, okay, sure. I'll help you." The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "Okay." Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah. Okay." Bob pulls it out, and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps on it, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, and scars. It reeks something awful. The guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points it for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in, and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it."

Haha, gold!! ..... but so true

Thats why they got banned from bathurst.... no commodores could catch them, lol

Lol, take it outside dude!

You lucky bastard!

I have driven my 34 every day for the last 2 years and all up i think a have gotten about 5 waves. I've kinda given up on waving unless someones waves to me first, got sick of looking like a stooge waving at cars and not getting one back. Hmmm...... maybe i should get me one of those sau stickers.....

Lol Ah, we've all come so far

Lol, this dude has been on for like a week and has already started 3 threads, got 35 posts under his belt, and pissed off almost everyone on SA SAU.... Go for you man!

Ok, a real noob question but i am what does the -7 mean? As in 2871R -7 or -5 or -10. Looking at a few turbo's at the moment and coming across all these minus numbers....

My 34 does this also, and has for the last 2 years. I don't think its a major issue so haven't worried about it too much as its not getting worse. Check out these threads on the same topic. http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Be...gears+crunching http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Cu...gears+crunching

Where you buying them from? Can you trial fit?

Has anyone seen the new just car insurance ad with the 34GTR... looks hot as. I lol'd at the old asian guy beat boxing...

Lol at this thread...

+1. Yeah they do man, when i ordered my swaybars they came with replacement bushes. Shoot them an email.

whiteline suspension - www.whiteline.com.au

Saw a black 32 on pulteney st around 11.20am today. Had SAU sticker on rear window...

Ah ok, lol. Yeah i'm around there a lot. Give me a wave or a beep next time to wake me up cos i dont remember seeing you down there

Might've been me. What time? I didn't see any 'lines this morning

Mine at the moment The second pic was last weeks.

Having an '02 rex sti pull up next to me at the lights and ask me if i wanted to swap him with my 98 GT-T. Haha, not a chance bud

Here's a tip man... search http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Gt...tml&hl=2835

^^ +1, haha Well done mate that is a great opportunity.

How was your gauges mounted? Was it the pillar cos i was under the impression they were made legal recently....

You wash your mouth out!! Enough of that filth talk

Wrong section bud!