So I've just done a compression test.
The test was carried out on a cold engine because the car barely even idles and usually just dies anyway.
Went and bought a brand new Stanley compression tester from Supercheap.
I don't know how accurate/calibrated these testers are, but here are the results:
1 150
2 150
3 145
4 145
5 145
6 150
I removed the fuel pump fuse, ignitor, coil packs, all spark plugs, and coil pack loom.
Throttle at WOT.
Then cranked 3 times per cylinder.