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  1. ooooh i see it... man that spider just gave me the chills... and yes i know it fake
  2. everyones mentioning Ferrahs car... but where are the pics?
  3. think about it... if you can go to a tyre shop and get them to remove them cause you lost the socket, then its obviously not that hard to get the tools. theyre only good for the everyday cockstab whos bored and in need of some quick cash for crack... other then that... might as well just stick a note on them asking them to leave them the f*k alone or their penis or vagina will fall off cause you sprayed the wheels with TB, Gonorrhoea, Chlamydia, Syphilis, Trichomonas, Human papillomavirus, Genital herpes and Hepatitis B
  4. bahaha that was exactly what i was thinking when i looked at the supra photo before i noticed the comment on it... what a gay
  5. Cause then it would just be an EVO9... ie. just an upgraded EVO7
  6. haha this is true... not the ideal way to eat something
  7. Yes thats right... the next time you are down the shops and decide to buy a big bag of Allens Party Mix think twice. These things need a warning label on them. On the weekend i thought i would indulge in some of my favourites like Coke Bottles, Teeth and Rasberries. If only i had known. The first few went down a treat... sweet and sugary, just what you need when you wake up. However, while holding my son i thought i would throw a few in at once and go down to the lounge floor where all his toys are spread out and engage in some ever entertaining block building with him. While on the ground he came over and jumped on my guts as i was inhaling and as i knew what he was about to do i sucked in my gut and tensed my stomach (hes now over 14kgs and 80cm which for an 11 month old is quite large) which resulted in me inhaling large chunks of said lollies down the wrong pipe. Of course he found this extreeeemely amusing and did it again for good measure and continued to piss himself laughing til he eventually fell off me. By this time i had managed to finally clear my aorta of all foreign objects and continued on with our fun and games. After about 5 minutes i started getting that feeling like when your getting a really bad cold or flu and the back of your nasal passage starts burning. 3 hours later the family decided we would go to the shops and whilst in the car the pain started getting really bad, more so then any other cold or flu I've had. So, as you do, i snorted back as hard as i could and sucked into my mouth one very large peice of Coke Bottle... mmmmmmmm sweetest grot ive ever sucked back. So there it was... the cause of all that pain for 3 hours was a sweet and so called harmless 10c treat hell bent on destruction burning away at my nasal lining. We shouldnt be sending troops to Iraq to look for WMD's, its the Allens lolly factory we need to be searching! So make sure not to partake in any physical activity while eating these melevalent little weapons of mass destruction. Youve been warned! (just thought id share... see i still contribute to these forums )
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    yeah thought as much
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    wife spotted an old indian/lankan driving a stockish looking black R33 on Wedensday i think she said. Somewhere near monash on the princess hwy, had SAU stickers on it
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    Saw a team wanger in a red VX Clubsport with team wang stickers on it on Cheltenham Road today around 2:30pm... Also a yellow R34 coupe on nepean hwy in dandy at around 2:40pm
  11. haha where do you think he gets his looks from... ME.. or Mr Ni, to you... Presidential Candidate 2008 dont you forget it.
  12. or me running against Obama for president NI FOR PRESIDENT!
  13. then what about this http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article5651.ece
  14. haha james that middle pic in the first one with all the water doesnt look like too much fun think i might actually get this one too...
  15. well arent u mr news.com bored much?
  16. Happy bday big boy!
  17. only changed to that in mid July Kryz
  18. well i would give them back but they look full sick on my wifes magna...
  19. was wondering why of all the people who would be asking to learn Japanese it would be u... weirdo
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    White R33 parked across the road from my house right now in Endeavour Hills. Aftermarket wing, Looks like nismo rims, 400R front bar, vented front guards and looks like a veilside rear bar.
  21. Happy oldening guys!
  22. Happy Birthday Big AL! Hope you had a good one mate. You too Evan
  23. all i get when looking for places i know are people picking their noses... seems to happen a lot. like this dude having a casual cleanout http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=q&hl=...354577147288404
  24. +1 fro screw driver idea... thats how i always changed mine on the 32. So much easier and less hassle. just make sure you drain the oil properly first can be a bit messy (even once its drained)
  25. ok well i can understand that reasoning but at the same time it is actually against the rules of the road. If they do it for sport or training then they need to do what we all have to do and go to designated areas where theyre not endangering themselves and others. I generally dont have an issue with a couple of riders out getting some exercise, but when theyre in a massive group they should be prepared for some backlash if theyre going to block lanes.
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