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Yep. Borders wanted over $100 for a Corel Draw package ... over $120 for an Illustrator package, which they do not, and can not, get anymore I shop online now.

I stole your sig Damo Right ... funds are in the bank. I have everyone's email addy as far as I know ... so the 10 official (paid) members of SAU SA will be receiving a PDF record of the funds banked today. We are off to a flying start! Voting for the Committee will be at Ministry of Bass on Sunday 24th May @ 1pm. I will start a new thread on this shortly, but for now .... There will be another bbq on the day. You can come and collect a hard copy of the form, join up as a member, and ask any questions regarding SAU SA and committee nominees! Email [email protected] to request a copy of the committee nomination form from me, and/or membership form, if you do not have one yet. Basically, we are nominating people for 6 Committee positions: President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Committee Member (Web designer/newletter etc) Committee Member (Events/shows etc) The form allows for a primary vote and secondary vote, so you can nominate 2 persons you feel fit for the position. Committee persons will be required to be paid members also, so make sure they are aware you are voting for them, and make sure they are aware they need to then become a paid member of SAU SA. You cannot nominate yourself.

Spotted 2 idiots last night up Port Road. P-plate commonwhore plates "SIR-HDT" poofta and his mate in the XR6 carving up traffic and cutting people off. Saw my stagea and immediately went into "must win the race" mode FAIL Sitting up my arse in traffic, then expecting me to drag off at the lights. Got so pissed off they were stuck behind me as I cruised off slowly from the lights. Left lane ends and they shoot across 2 lanes, cutting off cars, just to get in front of me. Then the commonwhore poofta got really pissed when I kept my distance and made no attempt to pass him Go away children. I prayed there was a cop on Port Road somewhere and there wasn't

Regency had a laugh some years ago when I took my bike there (Suzuki TL1000R). Got defected for the distance apart of my indicators. Bike cop reckoned the law was 24cm minimum. I said it was 27cm and my indicators were 32cm apart ... he wouldn't have a bar of it ... me knowing my own bike better than him, how silly of me Cops were (and still are) picking on bikes for rear mudguards. I had a stock rear guard and he didn't like not having that to defect me for. The cop clearly had no idea what he was looking for, so did me for stock indicators at the rear ... even tho I had the aftermarket ones on the front! As Regency said: "You're kidding right?". Cop gave me plenty of attitude. Don't know what his problem was. I reported his conduct anyway ... considering he almost caused an accident also. I was nice and polite right up to the end, until he said "I know your type. Riders like you don't learn nothing until you're killed." Thats when I went off. "You don't know me! I've been riding 18 years (at the time) and NEVER had any traffic offences or defects until you came along, on your Government funded scooter, you wannabe!". My friend had to walk me away and try to reason with the cop before I got into trouble I'm polite to cops, but I also hate people being disrespectful, especially those who must behave in a professional manner! I respect the law. But I'm no saint ... but nor am I a hoon. I pick the right time and place to have a little squirt of fun, and I'd like to think that after 20 years, I've been picking those moments well and safely. If I get busted misbehaving, I'll cop it sweet. I rarely get pinged in my car (a minor ticket 0-15 over every 2 years or so) and never nicked on any of my bikes. So I respect the law, but expect the law to respect me back ... and that one cop, that one time, really did nick me off ... but I know they're not all like that.

I get sooooo much rubbish on facebook ... makes wasteland look organised Cara ... I'm coming down for pie!

Scum. I assume its all insured. But it'd still be nice to catch the thieving scum.

Yeah ... you're the consistent wasteland postwhore Cara, Ben and I only whore when Cara talks about her .... cooking!

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Awww ... so many ways to be sooooo bad ... but I'll leave this reply to Carl or Ben

No ... but I'm intriged now C'mon make the poor man pie!

I knew you wouldn't put out .................. pie!

Yep. Thats Benny Boy. I want his rims on my Stag, but he's showing no love

Don't make me come down there for pie! (I mean a baked meat pie for all you sicko/perves!)

$16 for 4 ... or each!

I'm divorced now dude. Ex-wife can go f**k herself And Tracy knows I'll always come home to her ... love pads Cheer up sweet cheeks! I'll be on FB tonight with a warm cup of HTFU and a chat.

Reminds of when a rider got killed some years ago. Car did a turn in front of him, and his R1 bounced off the car, hit the stobie pole (died on impact) and bike ended up in the front yard of a property. I had to talk to the cop about the incident. Despite the rider being killed, the owner of the property immediately comes out to save his garden (replanting and watering) and demanding the bike be removed immediately. Major crash had to come around and do their investigation first, but this shithead had no heart. Went on and on about it for over an hour. Selfish k*nts like that really shit me. I ride past there often and rev the guts out of my bike when he's out front.

(waits for the volunteers)

Sounds like you got defected for a silly reason. Did you piss the cop off at all? Hoon or give him attitude? They will generally get you for anything if you fail the "attitude test". Perhaps find a wheel shop to clear things up for you.

Let someone else carry the load for you

C'mon ... you know Tracy has great fun bags

No. I like anything from B cup to DD I get to play with DD as needs

I really love their humorous "brainiac" type testing of products and bikes. Their honest testing of bikes on the market and mods to those bikes ... good or bad, you get honest answers, not 'worshipping' of the products for fear of losing sponsors/traders. ... and 'yes' I do enjoy the boobs

Most of the mags are crap. But I'm a fussy prick. Local aussie mags (cars or bikes) are too much the same, running the same stories etc. If I had to buy one, it'd be HPI or nothing. I love the UK mags ... variety and humour.

What if you turn up to sell parts and your car? $40 + $40 = $80?

Glad to meet you Dennis. That GTR of yours was certainly mint ... awesome car. Glad you're sticking with it. And no need to apologise about ensuring us it has the 'go' to match the 'show' Visit more often mate.