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Happy Birthday Luke!!! I see you lurking!

Correct answer: a defect!

Is this dyno day still on? Or at least the cruise element of it?

Or only a few hundred if you have mates overseas. I travelled europe (England, Scotland, Belgium, Germany) for under $500 (not inc flights from/to Australia). My mates even lent me their bikes to travel around with. Of course, I returned the favour when they came to visit Adelaide. Theres now talk of attending the IOMTT ... and my mates are insisting I fly over. But I wanna do Japan next year too! Decisions, decisions!

I would not go anywhere near that thing

No worries! I'll call PIARC, Channel 10, WSBK, all the teams and explain the importance of All Jap Day! When they've finished laughing at me ... I'll have to say "no" to being able to make it

Damn! I'll be interstate working at World Super Bikes at Phillip Island that weekend. Sorry, can't make it. Might see if another member would like to take my Stagea in

LOL ... really, who cares?

When was this? I know a fair few of these blokes, and some of their cars are prone to overheating issues ... would've been an interesting day.

Some of us are on a salary and don't need the OT

+1 I was making one of my usual 2 wheeler (motorcycle) jokes, if thats what set you off. And for the record I've been involved with the Motorplex Consortium for over 6 months now ... attended the rallies, meetings and discussions to get our drag strip happening ... I drag raced for over 4 years at AIR until it was closed on both 2 and 4 wheels ... and that included 40+ degree heat in full leathers.

I've done that time on the quarter ... @ 129mph

Umm ... no! Do you have a sticker on your car that says "I hate utes"?

Hey peeps, just a reminder to club members that nominations are sought for Committee positions on SAU-SA. Voting for nominees will commence next weekend, and you will have 2 weeks to select. So thats 1 week for nominations then 2 weeks to vote thereafter. Link for SAU-SA members to nominate/vote is here: http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/No...ml#entry5025662 That is all

Stalking gets better results

... or keeping your scoring hopes alive?

Of course they do

David, a mate of mine Damo (sau name was tryandcatchme) does the detailing for my Stag before each show, and he's good and passionate about doing a good job. I can ask him for you and check his availability. How soon do you need it done? Edit: I should add, he'll only do it from his premises. PM me if you have any queries and wanna talk $.

And now SAPOL knows where to find them.

4 times the passenger tossed small items. The last one got me as I turned into West Tce BP hoping he'd turn in ... coward drove on and his passenger hit the car with an object. I'll be keen to catch up with them.

Wasn't boring at the Schutzenfest! Andrew is a prime target to nipple cripples today

Spotted: a hoon in mummy's silver Supra rego WUW378 ... anyone know him? Does his mummy know he's driving tough for his mates in the car and throwing objects at other cars whilst tailgating them? I already know his mummy is the registered owner and I know where he lives in Elizabeth. Don't make me come to you. You've/he's been reported to SAPOL and I'm hitting you/him up for any damage. I've given you the invite on the Supra forum to come out and settle this. Coward.

Don't be a pussy Matty! ... I was out working on the Stagea yesterday in the heat refitting my gauges. Even drove the damn thing to the tattoo shop to get inked too

You have a way with words.

One more before bed ... Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"