RubyRS4

Can't go ruining the doctor's work. Rest up. There's always next year anyway

Three nurses were talking. The first nurse said, "I was cleaning in Dr Johnson's office the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nurses asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nurse said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Dr Johnson's room putting away some files and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nurses. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nurse fainted.

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?" HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?" HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed." WIFE: - silence - HUSBAND: " . . . DAMN !!!

I've heard that ... but is it 100%? And can the falcon pins come out of the falcon plug and go into the (recycled) nissan plug? I know you can't solder them.

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Having said that, anyone know of a good place to buy an O2 sensor for a Neo motor ... without paying Nissan prices?

I fitted the box myself with Luke's help. Took our time and ensured we did it right and it went in without a problem. The SAFC (super air flow controller) allows you to control fuel ratios (to a limit) and the SITC (super ignition timing controller) allows you to make timing changes. If you can only get one, get the SAFC first as sorting out your fueling issues should come first. Tho the SITC is cheaper, but harder to come by.

I actually didn't realise I put in a double meaning there But now that you pointed it out ... I wouldn't be physically pushing any car either Quite a few cars on the side of the road today! 52mm alloy rad, FMIC and re-gassed air con FTW!!!

Tis what I did! If keeping the auto ... an Apexi SAFC and SITC can do the job nicely.

Wouldn't Whyalla be hotter than Adelaide? I wouldn't be pushing my car in this heat. But thats just me

My eyes hurt!

Do you have the seller's details at all to fall on in case things go belly up? I agree with everyone else, sounds very very dodgy and you should have been smarter than that.

We're having a meeting this week Nigel. I'll be sure to have this put into the discussion.

I'll be in Sydney on Saturday 13th and Sunday 14th February and may also be there the Thursday 11th and Friday 12th beforehand. Wouldn't mind meeting up with some fellow Stagea owners! Ruby

Had some cock yesterday actually wanting to drag me off. I'm LH lane and he's RH lane at a set of lights going into an 80kph zone. All the occupants in the car (teenagers) are both fascinated with the Stagea and also giving the 'challenging' look. Lights haven't even changed green and their creeping their shitbox Commonwhore more and more over the white line. Lights go green and they driver nails the throttle and the car takes off, whilst I cruise to the speed limit. I'm aware the road is heavily policed, and sure enough a hidden motorcycle cop pulls out and gives chase to the Commonwhore and pulls them over.

You had to do it didn't you? You had to hit below the belt! This means war!

Well I haven't seen another Stagea with it except mine. Oh, also got Momo SRS wheel with red stitching.

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Blue mesh?

Welcome back!

... huh? Wow ... I was reading thru the cricket dribble on Wasteland and somehow dozed off! I'm awake now ... what did I miss?

Unless he's going braided lines

+1 I'll pass thanks

The "grab rail" on the tailgate of my Nismo edition S2 Stagea.

I'm chasing an R33 series 2 console cover for the manual shifter and handbrake section ... thanks! PM me with offers please.