Nah ... something like this ...
Thats how the fight started ...
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed, I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started....
My wife and I were sitting at a table at a friend's birthday party, and I kept staring at a drunken male swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes', I sighed, 'He's an old mate. I understand he took to drinking right after he split up with his wife many
months ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife 'That's shocking!'
'You're telling me' I said 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And that's when the fight started.....