Scooby

Gold coloured R33 with carbon fibre bonnet , dewinged with big sticker on the side. Jerra shops, been spotted nearby before I think.

bargain

where was it? any idea what happened?

White R33 turning off Allara St into Constitution Ave about 1.20 today. Sounded strong, wave returned. Cheers

what's the problem with going to court? all the better if they are in the wrong as they'll be officially screwed. you'd be surprised how evidence that you're going down this path will make them do the right thing. the bad part is that even if you win you usually have to give the workshop the opportunity to fix it and if they have indeed done the wrong thing that's not something most people look forward to. can you give us details without mentioning the place? good luck either way.

Gunmetal R32 GTR this morning about 0830 outside Jerra Woolies.

Stirlo, I'm in Canberra and interested in the Nismo pipe, PM sent with phone number. Cheers

Exactly. Porsche said outright 'no' also. Volkswagen - get this - said their cars will operate fine but don't recommend the use of it. WTF?

Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone. "Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the indof the week." PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!" Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad. Brutain?..." PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!" Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?" PM: "Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck." Hilth Munister: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!" Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need. Three days later a van arrives in Auckland- full of boxes. A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms;10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small writing on each and ivery one... MADE IN AUSTRALIA ---- SIZE : MEDIUM Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, Oy Oy Oy

A travelling salesman is driving home across the plains of Texas. He's been away for 5 days and along the way he picks up a bottle of wine to share with his wife when he returns home. Seeing an Indian hitchhiking, he stops to give him a ride. The Indian doesn't say much but eventually looks at the wine package and asks what it is. The salesman replies 'It has a bottle of wine in it, I got it for my wife'. The Indian looks straight ahead ahead and says "Hmmm, good trade'.

A wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!" The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave,at least listen to what happened" "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you" The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed ! and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn'teat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." The husband continues his story . . . . . "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation. "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise." You're going to love this.................... "Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"

I'm out...just read some of the threads re EPA issues etc and I'm not 100% convinced. Didn't think this would be the situation. Apologies.

I'm in.

If the rails are genuine and suit an R32 I'll give you $300 for the rails only if that interests you.

you might also try the gearbox factory in greenacre, sydney. they have a guy who only does nissan boxes and makes a few mods to them along the way, their boxes live quite happily in a few race Sylines.

Gunmetal R32 GTR heading north on Cwlth Ave today around lunchtime, nice car.

I didn't know that, but I guess it just shows the potential of the stock box.

There's been a lot of discussion on this, a search should yield good results. It seemed at the time that the stock airbox, as long as that stupid resonator box was removed from the front of it, woud flow quite a bit and provide some protection from heat also. I think the Mines GTR runs something lke 600hp and a stock box, for the mods you have it would appear that the stock box is more than OK. And then you have the advantages of standard appearance, cheap and readily available filters etc. You can modify the underside to accomodate another duct if you need it. As I understand it the ARC ones also have problems with ingesting hot underbonnet air. Cheers

A man goes to the zoo. There was only a dog. It was a shitzu.

A dog walks into a hardware shop, puts his paws up on the counter, looks at the guy behind it and says 'G'day mate, I'm looking for a job'. The guy, somewhat surprised, says 'Aaaah, sorry but we don't employ talking dogs here, why not try a circus'. The dog tilts his head sideways, raises one eyebrow and says 'What the f#ck would a circus want with a plumber?'

i DID just see a Ferrari in a collision.

grey R32 down wooley st dicko yesterday arv. silver r33 late yesterday arvo with Veilside kit. white R33 on Stonehaven Cres at Deakin this morning about 0740.

Guys; Find out first if they actually work. I've toyed with a number of air intakes over the years for different cars - home made and aftermarket and some that should work simply don't. Checked them myself on a dyno and no one would've thought it possible. Not saying they're no good, just saying be careful.