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Got a joke for you all but it might be a bit long to post in here

start typing :(

It gets worse, I am back for 5 days and then off to Wellington to attend a friends wedding! But I have to fly back on the Sunday as I am playing golf on the Monday in a competition!! :happy:

Man u've got it good, well it seems that way :teehee:

Not typing copy and paste

One day, in line at a company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, My

>elbow hurts like hell. I guess I had better see a Doctor. "Listen, you

>don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a

>diagnostic computer down at K-mart. Just give it a urine sample and the

>computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten

>seconds and costs ten dollars - a lot cheaper than a Dr."

>So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to K-mart. He

>deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine

>sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

>Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout - You have tennis elbow.

>Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two

>weeks, Thank you for shopping at K-mart.

>That afternoon, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe

>began wondering if the computer could be fooled. When he got home, he

>mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his

>wife and daughter and his own sperm sample for good measure, and hurried to

>K-mart before it closed, eager to check the results.

>He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and waited for the

>results. The computer lights up, and ten seconds later prints out the

>following.

>1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener kit. (Aisle 9.)

>2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo, (Aisle 7).

>3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

>4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

>5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get

>better.

>Thank you for shopping at K-mart.

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