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i take it this happened when you lot were on the piss out somewhere?

All of them bar me and another mate, yeh.

A mate got teh Gin bottle out, and thought they would mix "Gin and Juice" coz Snoop Dogg does? lol. There Gin to juice ratio was a bit out, and finished them off.

come on people, they'll be here soon!

so far suggestions are:

1) answer the door naked, and ask them, " Are you here for the gangbang"

2) call building management

3) Shoot them

4) Call security?

5) ring cops - tresspassers

6) beat them

7) bucket of water and if avalible add coloured cordial and open the door and throw it over them!

8) draw a pentogram and stick it to the front door and hope they're jehova's witnesses

Tell them your Jewish?

All of them bar me and another mate, yeh.

A mate got teh Gin bottle out, and thought they would mix "Gin and Juice" coz Snoop Dogg does? lol. There Gin to juice ratio was a bit out, and finished them off.

bahaha yea tim and the gin and juice......

bahaha yea tim and the gin and juice......

Tim tried to tell Jamie an I the other week that he needs an ex/waste gate to stop boost flare :thumbsup: We let it slide.... Untill Sat night. If it wasn't so dark I would have got on him cam trying to explain what this said boost flare problem is...

To be honest I still don't know haha.

We think in short, he just wants the gate so it can go DOODOO CHHAA DOOODOO, hahaha.

Tim tried to tell Jamie an I the other week that he needs an ex/waste gate to stop boost flare :thumbsup: We let it slide.... Untill Sat night. If it wasn't so dark I would have got on him cam trying to explain what this said boost flare problem is...

To be honest I still don't know haha.

We think in short, he just wants the gate so it can go DOODOO CHHAA DOOODOO, hahaha.

and all this from an ex mechanic...its scary

his car is reasonably stock isnt it?? I didnt really talk to him bout it the other night..

Stock.. and he wants a top mount and put stock turbo back on, with ex waste gate, so its more easy to upgrade later?

Wont listen to me, or anyone. Oh well.

Stock.. and he wants a top mount and put stock turbo back on, with ex waste gate, so its more easy to upgrade later?

Wont listen to me, or anyone. Oh well.

does he bat for the other team? :thumbsup:

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