lilmike86 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 always a good option Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752767 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 hahaha... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdfnq Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 stickers??? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdfnq Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. Class Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000. She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdfnq Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 gold and true story Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752811 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752813 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverECR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 haha ^^ little johnny rocks.. .. I wonder what he does now hes all growed up?.. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 A local United Way office realised that the organisation had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $700,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752824 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverECR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "Have a nice weekend," said the officer. 0wned!! gold^^ Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752829 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmike86 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 ahahahaha, well that has amused me for a few minutes. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752830 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the want for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flushing toilets and working escalators, and there's no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752841 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmike86 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 you must be bored. you've always got the option of watching daytime tv..................ahahahahahaha!!!! oprey winfrey can burn! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752895 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-Toy33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 have a bad run with the legal side of things today, karen? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdfnq Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Some of us are at work you know Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 you must be bored. you've always got the option of watching daytime tv..................ahahahahahaha!!!! oprey winfrey can burn! Daytime TV sucks...Oprah FTL have a bad run with the legal side of things today, karen? Nope, just sharing some jokes around Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmike86 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Some of us are at work you know i'm at work, but not doing any Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Some of us are at work you know You are there in body only I see Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/838/#findComment-2752924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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