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mike, can i borrow ur 'lawyer' please :nuke:
nice now to cover our tracks....

and ben FYI mikes "lawyer" = steel baseball bat he keeps in his "car" (hehehe its a BUS :D )

lol, well, i actually borrowed him from isaac a little while ago. his words were:

"well, i dont condone violence so i suggest you borrow my lawyer" *hands over metal bat*

and i've had him ever since :P also, dont start on the bus, you know you wont win shane :( ian didnt, and neither did you :( your car has to be running to technically race someone remember

Chatting with a fellow sau money on msn. Nobody scared me off Lee.

I'll take on that bat with my breaker bar in the boot and crowbar under the seat. The crowbar is bright blue! I call 'em Bluey!

When I lived overseas I played little league... I know how to swing it baby!

my mate and i used to do martial arts a little while back. we were getting harassed by bogans at traffic lights one day. i reach into my bag and pulled out a pair of screamer sticks (2 feet long, 1 inch think bamboo things used for beating people) and he reached over and picked up a joe staff (6 feet long, 1 inch thick staff, same purpose) they ran the red llight and drove off :O

I live near Browns Plains. I need protection!

Been thinking I'll ditch the crowbar... but it scares people better then the breaker bar. The bar is there as I changed my lugnuts and they are a different size (doh!) so got the bar and a socket to suit.

Find it better then the others you can buy as replacements as it's got a nice handle and longer (sidchrome ftw!).

i work at beenleigh, come see me and my legal team, we'll help you out*

*for a price

i've got my:

lawyer *pulls out metal bat*

barrista *puts katana on the table*

solicitors *places brass knuckles on table as well*

and finally my attorney general *picks up a SPAS 12 guage*

when do you want me to start work for you?

*sits back down*

:P

"Look out, he's got Annual Leave!!!!"

:nuke: ahahahaha good call marc. actually its about 6' 3" 100kg and usually angry at everyone who's not me :( so very handy. not for hire though sorry.

Edited by lilmike86

pfft you boys don't know nothin!

One single stiletto heel is all you'll ever need. We were driving through the valley one night, and were pulled up at a set of lights. There were a bunch of f**kheads dawdling across the crossing, and they'd taken that much time to get across, the light turned red before we even got to move. So we had to wait til the next one. This time, same bunch of f**kheads, only going back the OTHER way. I was pissed, they were doing the same dawdling, so I leant over andrew and beeped the horn. One of them leans towards us and punches the bonnet. So I take off one shoe, undo my seatbelt and start to get out of the car. They piss bolted down the street and I was left standing in the middle of the intersection with one bare foot, and a screaming andrew in the drivers seat.

My point, however, is that boys are frightened of heels :(

pfft you boys don't know nothin!

One single stiletto heel is all you'll ever need. We were driving through the valley one night, and were pulled up at a set of lights. There were a bunch of f**kheads dawdling across the crossing, and they'd taken that much time to get across, the light turned red before we even got to move. So we had to wait til the next one. This time, same bunch of f**kheads, only going back the OTHER way. I was pissed, they were doing the same dawdling, so I leant over andrew and beeped the horn. One of them leans towards us and punches the bonnet. So I take off one shoe, undo my seatbelt and start to get out of the car. They piss bolted down the street and I was left standing in the middle of the intersection with one bare foot, and a screaming andrew in the drivers seat.

My point, however, is that boys are frightened of heels :(

i think i would have to say, no. heels break very easily :nuke: although sharp, there are ways around it. like simply running around you till you get frustrated from running in heels and then one snaps and michael wins :P

i think i would have to say, no. heels break very easily :P although sharp, there are ways around it. like simply running around you till you get frustrated from running in heels and then one snaps and michael wins :)

You don't run in them, you take them off BEFORE said chase begins. And most heels, if broken, make even BETTER stabbing implements, as they have little metal bars in them.

You don't run in them, you take them off BEFORE said chase begins. And most heels, if broken, make even BETTER stabbing implements, as they have little metal bars in them.

might work on bogans and drunkards

edit: and andy :P

Edited by lilmike86

otay now people lets just settle down now with whats better and all.....

or should i call on boys to turn up? :) when we turned up for that "meeting" with Eddie shane and John were Like " :O WTF" he he he

i really dont care how many weapons you have if i turn up with 300 of my boys you will quitely settle the fcuk down....

ha ha ha Sau gang fights was fun..... tea parties i think we called it..... but man i wasted my time on that little girl :P

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Edited by lilmike86
otay now people lets just settle down now with whats better and all.....

or should i call on boys to turn up? :O when we turned up for that "meeting" with Eddie shane and John were Like " :O WTF" he he he

i really dont care how many weapons you have if i turn up with 300 of my boys you will quitely settle the fcuk down....

ha ha ha Sau gang fights was fun..... tea parties i think we called it..... but man i wasted my time on that little girl :P

hahah was gold...too bad eddie wasnt in that rx7 :)

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