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gotta ask yourself a question

WHERE ARE YA NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

its otay i have stab my ears so i dont effect me....

BOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Purtty :( and i Love Boobs!!

only lee's

they're chocolate & salty

*Chefs voice*

Oh baby.. suck on my chocolate salty balls....

- johno - says:

don't tell anyone on SAU, but I got tea bagged for the first... well actually it wasn't my first time, but I loved it!!!! Do you know any guys that are good at keeping naughty secrets? Thanks babez! xoxo

lol

just like u said after my comment -

.:. LIL34 .:. says:

i had this seriously fat hairy black chick come into my room when i was back in boarding school. she knew about my personal dildo stash and insisted that she would suck on it then use it on herself. only to my understanding i knew what this ment and i started doin the same thing with that exact same dildo.

.:. LIL34 .:. says:

but this one time in band camp, it tasted to salty cause we didnt use it for 4 days straight and left it in the draw to dry.

lol

just like u said after my comment -

.:. LIL34 .:. says:

i had this seriously fat hairy black chick come into my room when i was back in boarding school. she knew about my personal dildo stash and insisted that she would suck on it then use it on herself. only to my understanding i knew what this ment and i started doin the same thing with that exact same dildo.

.:. LIL34 .:. says:

but this one time in band camp, it tasted to salty cause we didnt use it for 4 days straight and left it in the draw to dry.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

f*king gross

that's awesome LOL

i think instead of salty you should have said "musky" though

that would have been more feral....

but good try none the less!!!

I want to get Botox on my balls!! then i'll have smooth egg like balls....

then you all be like "wow you have smooth egg like balls" and you will want to kiss them :)

In that case I can guarantee you that our response wouldn't be quite what you are expecting... :(
hmmm this could be a longshot, but do you like boobs? :(

perhaps *strokes chuck-like beard*

:)

u`ll keep

It's okay dear... I still ;) you

By an amazing coincidence, I love boobs too!!

:);) we should TOTALLY meet up some time.

But i'm a shy individual who doesn't like to socialise. How can I get around this?

:)

BAHAHAHAHHAHA

next time gadget!!!!!!!!

gadget? car to explain? ;)

Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any worse, we make a sharp left into Wrongtown

its always lingering on the edge of Wrongtown, it just needs the right person to tip it over :(

Liar!!! We all worked out long ago that Shane doesn't have balls.

u are correct, i have testicles

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