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ok... here's my problem...

I wanna post up a pic I just received via e-mails.. but it's pretty gross....

Like I have an iron stomach and I think I was gonna bile everywhere....

What should I do?

As long as it's not the one about the chick who went overseas and the bugs ate holes in her boobs. Because i've seen that twice and I vomited BOTH times. Like actual REAL vomit.

As long as it's not the one about the chick who went overseas and the bugs ate holes in her boobs. Because i've seen that twice and I vomited BOTH times. Like actual REAL vomit.

ha ha ha ha nah it's not that, but I got that email aswell and I swear i felt bugs in my boobs... BAHAHAHA

:ninja:

But I didn't have bugs in my boobs...

:ninja:

Just though i'd clarify.....

or that Zit thing from You tube from the waste land forum....

or the chick who gets a picture of bamboo carved outter her back :ninja:

I personally think it's grosser than that... But I find things like the carving stuff cool...

it's cos i'm weird...

WHATEVER!!!

ok i'll post it up in a sec....

*vomits*

As long as it's not the one about the chick who went overseas and the bugs ate holes in her boobs. Because i've seen that twice and I vomited BOTH times. Like actual REAL vomit.

give me a few mins, im sure i can dig it up :laugh:

awww i not that mean :ninja:

ha ha ha ha nah it's not that, but I got that email aswell and I swear i felt bugs in my boobs... BAHAHAHA

:sick:

But I didn't have bugs in my boobs...

:ninja:

Just though i'd clarify.....

did u go crazy and start to scratch and stuff?

Interesting... *strokes beard* go on...

Get out *points to door*. You do NOT insult a homer quote in the midst of lovers of all things rediculously humerous!

call his wife and tell her your f**king him as well and ask what he likes done to him. order things and have them delivered to him, oooohhhh pizza's!!!! 50 pizzas

2 mins? i heard it was closer to 40seconds :laugh:

:sick::ninja:

A) as much as I wish I was half asian, alas I am not

B) I'm incapable of the feeling "love" it is foreign to me and makes me :yes:

:wave:

stop putting things in your ears then and you should be fine :ninja: it doesnt go there anna :(

This is the text I got with it....

I have a HUGE favour to ask:

My friend Louise is coming up from Adelaide on the 3rd Feb. She has

recently broken up with her boyfriend and is feeling pretty low. I'm

going to be organizing lots of nights out for her throughout Feb but if

anyone has any single friends that she can hook up with, please, please

let me know.

I've attached some pictures of her from happier times

....

...

..

.

ATT00032.jpg

:ninja:

ha ha ha ha nah it's not that, but I got that email aswell and I swear i felt bugs in my boobs... BAHAHAHA

:laugh:

But I didn't have bugs in my boobs...

:ninja:

Just though i'd clarify.....

OMG me too. That was by far the grossest thing i've ever seen. Just something about having holes (even though they were totally photoshopped) in my boobs makes me the seed. I'm feeling ill now :ninja:

or that Zit thing from You tube from the waste land forum....

or the chick who gets a picture of bamboo carved outter her back :sick:

See those were okay...

This is the text I got with it....

I have a HUGE favour to ask:

My friend Louise is coming up from Adelaide on the 3rd Feb. She has

recently broken up with her boyfriend and is feeling pretty low. I'm

going to be organizing lots of nights out for her throughout Feb but if

anyone has any single friends that she can hook up with, please, please

let me know.

I've attached some pictures of her from happier times

dont hink we needed to see those photo's a second time....

WTF??? talk about Man Boobs :ninja:

This is the text I got with it....

I have a HUGE favour to ask:

My friend Louise is coming up from Adelaide on the 3rd Feb. She has

recently broken up with her boyfriend and is feeling pretty low. I'm

going to be organizing lots of nights out for her throughout Feb but if

anyone has any single friends that she can hook up with, please, please

let me know.

I've attached some pictures of her from happier times

:ninja:

LAWL!

See this is why I feel sick...

It's actually a chick... well mostly a chick...

a hermaphrodite (however you spell it) if you wanna get technical...

:sick:

eewww.......

mikes gone quite....

:ninja::ninja:

Ahh I cant see the pics at work but if it has the carbon bonnet and the zelda force tri spoke wheels it is probably his

its dont have a cf hood, but the rims look like his, and i cant get over how good the paint is :ninja:

stoopid squizz for selling it and buying the dupra :ninja:

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