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At the moment we are asking irrigators to give us log books of how many hours they have pumped in a month, understandably they aren’t happy as most are on bans or have no water and are still required to fill it out. Here is a good one we got today in stead of writing NIL they chose to write this

f**kING NOTHING

You’re wanting my hours, you HAVE got some cheek

No rain from the sky equals dry bloody creek

My pump cant pump air, you don’t understand

Government dickheads, you know that we are banned

You haven’t a clue, so Ill spell it all out

When Wivenhoe’s full and we are free of this drought

And yo selfish lot have lifted your bans

Only THEN can a logbook be part of my plans

So here is your copy you f**king galahs

Now fold it up nicely, then BASH up your ass!

Then followed up with a spiel about how there would be no more monthly log books from him

I replied with

Thanks for your prompt reply, For future reference a simple “Nil” written on the page will suffice for our purposes. How ever we did enjoy your prose and look forward to another instalment next month

But my manager wouldn’t let me send it :(

just reply with a prompt 'yo mama'

or stir him up, send him a letter from someone else in your department (that you dont like) saying that he has exceeded his monthly water allocations and will cop a fine of $26,435.43.. farmers HATE water people, my g/f's dad is a cane farmer and he gets well fired up when u mention water and government in the same sentence lol

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Thanks for your prompt reply, For future reference a simple “Nil” written on the page will suffice for our purposes. How ever we did enjoy your prose and look forward to another instalment next month

But my manager wouldn’t let me send it :happy:

Effing GOLD! Nice work buntz :(

just reply with a prompt 'yo mama'

or stir him up, send him a letter from someone else in your department (that you dont like) saying that he has exceeded his monthly water allocations and will cop a fine of $26,435.43.. farmers HATE water people, my g/f's dad is a cane farmer and he gets well fired up when u mention water and government in the same sentence lol

And he probably has his facts wrong too, they are always only semi informed by Queenslad country life and other media

Picture her dad every time you pick up the phone and that is my work day.....the best part is when they do wrong on purpose and you pwn them in court

lol he makes the government people leave his property until they get a council order or something, even turned his water winch on them lol

its pretty funny actually, can bait the conversation and watch the guy go right off rofl

Funny story

At the moment we are asking irrigators to give us log books of how many hours they have pumped in a month, understandably they aren’t happy as most are on bans or have no water and are still required to fill it out. Here is a good one we got today in stead of writing NIL they chose to write this

f**kING NOTHING

You’re wanting my hours, you HAVE got some cheek

No rain from the sky equals dry bloody creek

My pump cant pump air, you don’t understand

Government dickheads, you know that we are banned

You haven’t a clue, so Ill spell it all out

When Wivenhoe’s full and we are free of this drought

And yo selfish lot have lifted your bans

Only THEN can a logbook be part of my plans

So here is your copy you f**king galahs

Now fold it up nicely, then BASH up your ass!

Then followed up with a spiel about how there would be no more monthly log books from him

I replied with

Thanks for your prompt reply, For future reference a simple “Nil” written on the page will suffice for our purposes. How ever we did enjoy your prose and look forward to another instalment next month

But my manager wouldn’t let me send it :ninja:

:happy: thats sooo funny! i bet that woulda been a good laugh for the ppl in ur office :(

lol he makes the government people leave his property until they get a council order or something, even turned his water winch on them lol

its pretty funny actually, can bait the conversation and watch the guy go right off rofl

ha ha sick

I had some one arrested once, under the water act we can enter thier property anytime between 7am and 7pm with out consent. Once a guy stopped me so I said ok....20 minutes later I came back with the police and he was charged with obstructing an official, he then got violent and was arrested, so tell her dad he is lucky I dont work in that office lol The officers there must be soft cause anyone who turns an irrigator on me is going down lol

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