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sup bitchtits

how was yesterdays cruise?

Yeo Bruce.

yeah man had a blast, man Tim's 33 is da shit, so stock so quite...nice sound system...no mods needed...has a sunroof.

only thing is the driving position is a bit different....had my head half out the sunroof most of the way. drives really well though. doesnt like bumpy roads though a bit low for that, but still good.

where were you yah bum!!!

had a good weekend finally installed my gauges & blue rice led cluster lights, jjr coil packs and some new cheap and nasty NGK's car is transformed it litterally is pulling like a farking freight train, my clutch is screwed now just from booting it as it starts to come onto boost the clutch starts to slip, water pump is also leaking real bad :down:

i hope u get farked over soon josh :)

P.S hi :down:

Me: excuses me, how much longer do I have to wait?

Lady: I don’t know

Me: It’s not good enough, I have been here 40 minutes, and you told me I only had too wait 15minutes.

Lady: Can you come around to the other side of the counter?

Me: How much will it cost to jump the line?

Lady: It doesn’t work like that here

Me: I don’t give a shit, how much? You told me 15 minutes; I’ve been here 40minutes. Your management sucks.

Lady: Josh, you have only been here 27minutes, do I look like a management? I can’t help that.

<centrelink room is now all attention on me>

Josh: 27minutes is not 15minutes; management needs to fix this shit.

Lady: getting angry at me wont help you in this situation, Josh.

Me: Yes it will, I have better things too do then wait f**king here.

Me: Make me an appointment at a more convenient date for me

Lady: I can do 9:30am tomorrow?

Me: Will it actually be 9:30am though?

Lady: It depends how busy everyone is.

Me: This isn’t good enough

<Walks out to the badass 911 parked out the front>

Me: excuses me, how much longer do I have to wait?

Lady: I don’t know

Me: It’s not good enough, I have been here 40 minutes, and you told me I only had too wait 15minutes.

Lady: Can you come around to the other side of the counter?

Me: How much will it cost to jump the line?

Lady: It doesn’t work like that here

Me: I don’t give a shit, how much? You told me 15 minutes; I’ve been here 40minutes. Your management sucks.

Lady: Josh, you have only been here 27minutes, do I look like a management? I can’t help that.

<centrelink room is now all attention on me>

Josh: 27minutes is not 15minutes; management needs to fix this shit.

Lady: getting angry at me wont help you in this situation, Josh.

Me: Yes it will, I have better things too do then wait f**king here.

Me: Make me an appointment at a more convenient date for me

Lady: I can do 9:30am tomorrow?

Me: Will it actually be 9:30am though?

Lady: It depends how busy everyone is.

Me: This isn’t good enough

<Walks out to the badass 911 parked out the front>

ha ha gold

Me: excuses me, how much longer do I have to wait?

Lady: I don’t know

Me: It’s not good enough, I have been here 40 minutes, and you told me I only had too wait 15minutes.

Lady: Can you come around to the other side of the counter?

Me: How much will it cost to jump the line?

Lady: It doesn’t work like that here

Me: I don’t give a shit, how much? You told me 15 minutes; I’ve been here 40minutes. Your management sucks.

Lady: Josh, you have only been here 27minutes, do I look like a management? I can’t help that.

<centrelink room is now all attention on me>

Josh: 27minutes is not 15minutes; management needs to fix this shit.

Lady: getting angry at me wont help you in this situation, Josh.

Me: Yes it will, I have better things too do then wait f**king here.

Me: Make me an appointment at a more convenient date for me

Lady: I can do 9:30am tomorrow?

Me: Will it actually be 9:30am though?

Lady: It depends how busy everyone is.

Me: This isn’t good enough

<Walks out to the badass 911 parked out the front>

Sarp foos?

Sif your not getting audited in the next fortnight Josh lol

Anyway, just thought I'd say hi before I go out and mow the grass.

Cyas.

i hope u ripped some skids leaving there!

No, 2 weeks ago I parked in a disabled car park at centrelink and I got in a fight with a rent-a-cop over it. who then called the cops. So I’ gotta be could there.

The rent-a-cop paid me out about being a “brat” and how mummy and daddy bought my car, I’m all like dude your clueless. I’m at centrelink for a reason – I’m on the dole mate.

“That would be right, nothing but a dole cheat you are”

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