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here is something fun for everyone to do

1. go to google

2. type in "french military victories"

3. click on i'm feeling lucky

victories....they never won...rofl at the results!

you havent earnt the right to stroke your beard yet! not until you can master the confucian flick!

*strokes, then flicks beard over shoulder*

sif you've even got a beard....

you goot hit puberty first little boy.....

oh and....

A new Captain inspected his soldier and he noticed a female camel.

The captain asked, "What's this camel doing here?"

The Sergeant shyly answered, "We use this camel when we feel an urge to have sex. Sir!"

The Captain understood his soldiers needs so he let the camel stay. One night, the captain felt an urge to have sex so the Sergeant brought the camel to his tent.

After having sex with the camel, he saw the Sergeant smiling outside. So he asked the Sergeant, "Is that the way you guys do it around here?"

The Sergeant replied, "No Sir, we usually ride the camel to the next town where the girls are."

ahh mike, extremely long pubes dont count

:(

shane, take your hand out of your pants and stroke your bea-

oh thats right, your arent old enough to grow a beard, whoops :P

well, here's a bag of pubes you can stick to your face instead, just dont shave it off!

shane, take your hand out of your pants and stroke your bea-

oh thats right, your arent old enough to grow a beard, whoops :P

well, here's a bag of pubes you can stick to your face instead, just dont shave it off!

i do believe ur only 1 yr older than me little man

I am hungry.

I am craving Linguine Turismo.

I shall visit the Pasta of a Fasta variety this evening.

Anyone else bored or hungry or feel like seeing that nice man that gives us cheap bread, we will be at the Stones Corner one at 6.30

shane, take your hand out of your pants and stroke your bea-

oh thats right, your arent old enough to grow a beard, whoops :P

well, here's a bag of pubes you can stick to your face instead, just dont shave it off!

bahahahaha

from Borat

"did you bribe him the the hair"

LMAO

yep its time, cyas later...Ed email charly and convince him to come to dyno day. Would be good for ol times!!! There a few events in teh works atm as well...ill pm you some details once its sorta thought out. Talk laters.

Her Side and His Side

HER SIDE OF THE STORY

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn`t say anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn`t really sure.

So anyway, in the cab on the way back to His house, I said that I love him and he just put His arm around me. I didn`t know what the hell that meant because you know he doesn`t say it back or anything. We finally got back to His place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep.

Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don`t know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he`s met someone else??

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY

My team lost. Felt Kinda Tired. Got laid though.

yep its time, cyas later...Ed email charly and convince him to come to dyno day. Would be good for ol times!!!

LOOL @ Charly. The crazy cracker messaged me on new years. Haven't heard from him since. I'm just glad he's not dead :P

I am hungry.

I am craving Linguine Turismo.

I shall visit the Pasta of a Fasta variety this evening.

Anyone else bored or hungry or feel like seeing that nice man that gives us cheap bread, we will be at the Stones Corner one at 6.30

not tonight sorry, mike isnt well enough to drive far :P

will be there tuesday (for sure this time)

lol @ shane

maybe this weekend? i'm up for something sat night if you are?

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