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howd them interviews go bish???

Pretty darn good. I was put forward for a late afternoon/night WP role with Freehills so hope to get a call soon. All I needed was 90wpm and to be able to used Word. Good no brainer job for a uni student :laugh:

afternoon all, just had my nap for the day.

How was it?

Pretty darn good. I was put forward for a late afternoon/night WP role with Freehills so hope to get a call soon. All I needed was 90wpm and to be able to used Word. Good no brainer job for a uni student :laugh:

How was it?

90wpm :huh:

ssooo.......

:laugh: where did everyone go??

i'm bored peoples...

i am sitting here playing with my ballon sword that red and looks like the penis sword from duces bigalo II

International Council Of Man Laws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following

Circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning

her Blouse.

© After wrecking your boss's car.

(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may

be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must

bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his

sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's

fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the

temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday

present for another man. In fact, even remembering

your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that

point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the

birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines

pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting

event, you may ask the score of the game in progress,

but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after

you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head

under the covers for the purpose of flatulent

entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink

only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and

it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's

free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril

are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever.

Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you

didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must

be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge

of the game and the ability to drink as much as the

other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively

dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the

last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd

better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a

friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex

pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man

While lifting weights:

(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!

b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

© Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are

on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting

In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost

imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman

to go on longer than you are able to have sex with

her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if

necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly

"just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the

fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason

for you not to nail each other again before the

discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is

not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown,

pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you

want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know

what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating

or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

but do you really know the difference between them? In

an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each

is listed below:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with

the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,

and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or

are you flying somewhere?" :laugh:

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the

guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your

collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the

balls to say, "You're next!" :huh:

a little warm, i forgot to turn the aircon on.

Ahahah I hate when that happens LOL

Thank god there is a beautiful breeze here!

90wpm :D
yeah what he said.....

man i get like 35 max....

:laugh::huh: That's what the night WP roles are like. I will be typing solid for 5/6 hours.

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the

guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your

collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the

balls to say, "You're next!" :huh:

Okay now THAT is something that I would expect Andrew to do :laugh:

i'm back guys. sorry for snapping a little earlier, sh*t has hit the fan at work is all.

someone has been stealing from my office and me (john knows about this) and now i'm having to explain to the boss why and where the money has gone and the goods too :thumbsup: this and the fact that another of my staff has breached her contract and is leaving in 3 days, she has a debt of 3k to the company for damages she caused as well.

my last three days have been too eventful and now i'm stressing out hardcore trying to sort it all out. i now have to train a new staff i dont have to work for next week and find the money thats gone missing and make the fat bitch pay for the damage she caused (which i know she wont) before she apparently flies out of brisbane :O

this is bullsh*t

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