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haha yeahhh...is it for the fronts and rears? it didnt really say in the thread, but he mentioned condition of the rear pads, so possible its both

meh, better than them r33 ones hehe :laugh:

haha yeahhh...is it for the fronts and rears? it didnt really say in the thread, but he mentioned condition of the rear pads, so possible its both

meh, better than them r33 ones hehe :laugh:

Oh yeah! Oops I just assumed it was both for the price he is asking

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty

Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and

your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our

surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's

trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine

products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,

"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and

told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a

Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he

began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a

mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the

Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants

were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the

"Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"

using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled

"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,

assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices

again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a

while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,

Charles Brown

Store Manager

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