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When I saw the news article this morning about the Australian Government wanting to set up an armed, floating prison ship to handle asylum seekers...

Clicky -> http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/mac...4198243176.html

I didn't think of politics.

I didn't think of human rights.

I thought of Christopher Lambert or perhaps Stephen Segal and some weeaksauce rapper side-kick with a stupid name. I saw Walken as the evil captain, I saw a Hollywood hottie as the ship's doctor who falls for our heroic protagonist (who was wrongly imprisoned of course), there's perhaps some kind of people-smuggling, chem-weapons making, undersea aliens, espionage threat - with Van Damme making his career comback as 'the President' and his twin brother.

Surely this is so crazy an idea - it MUST be made into a crappy film!

Put your screenplay ideas here - and we can submit it to Village Roadshow. Afterall - they funded Matrix 3!

J

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Bill Paxton's star shon brightly in that titty film we watched the other week :laugh:

So... Maybe Walken as the evil John Howard and Paxton as the firm-but-fair captain of the prison ship who sacrifices himself to help Christopher Lambert's character escape some kind of shark pool trap set by one of the Van Damme twins.

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See, i'm thinking Danny DeVito (ala Penguin/batman), as the evil John Howard, with Walken as his side kick treasurer.

Dolf would have to be the choice as the captain!!

Oh and Rosanne Barr as Amanda Vanstone!

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As it is anchored off the NT we can have a Tsunami that causes it to flip over and the survivors have to climb around to try and find an exit at the bottom of the ship before it sinks.

The survivors then get swept to a small uninhabited island where they discover their love for one another 'Blue Lagoon' style. :D

The the ghostly Davey Jones comes to reap their souls :P (only added that to use the pirate smiley)

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