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I left my key in my first car

I parked it in front of the "palaman house" at the first few days i got my lic.

which is a $80+ fine zone + tow away area i think?

i left the car and check if i can park over there

once i got back to the car, i found the door was locked!

and the engine was running too!!!

I looked my keys in the boot of my old VP Commo, the car itself was unlocked but my sub box was blocking up the ski port so I couldn't climb thru from the back seat, ended up locking the rest of the car, catching the bus home to get the spare keys, and back again.

Here's some pretty tasteless Schapelle Corby jokes doing the rounds:

* I was eating dinner in the city tonight and I walked past Schapelle Corby's beauty salon. It had a sign on the door, "Back in 20".

* Did you hear that Victa has released a new model of lawnmower? Its called the Victa "Corby", it holds 4Kg of grass and comes with a 20 year warranty.

* After being convicted Schapelle Corby was handed the death penalty by stoning, so she said, "Give me back my bag and a lighter, I'll do it myself".

* Have you heard of the new fragrance called CONVICTION? It's by Schapelle and lasts for 20 years.

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